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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
zetabrarian ariaste
ariaste

We’ve all had a good giggle about Aziraphale learning modern slang (possibly from The Them?) but the fact is that DOES use slang, loads of it, he’s just kind of…. 60-100 years late on it? all the “dear boy” and “new fangled” and “tickety-boo” – that’s 1920s, right?? And in the 1920s, he must have had a completely different set of formerly-trendy vocabulary, right? There is no point in history when his language has matched what is in vogue, he is ALWAYS old-fashioned.

We’re all on the same page, yeah?

Good.

Now picture the year 2100 when, at last, he unironically utters the phrase “can has cheeseburger”

zetabrarian forineffablereasons
forineffablereasons

whenever i’m writing in good omens ‘verse and can’t find the voice this is what i do: pick up the book, open to random page, read 5 pages. put a smarmy and very sarcastic british accent on the voice in my head, the sort of voice you laugh at until you’re gasping but also want to hit a little bit. make paragraphs shorter. no, i mean shorter. less is more. don’t describe anything unless you absolutely must. if you have a long paragraph, it should be mostly one run-on sentence with no less than three jokes in the middle. everybody says what they mean but in a plausible deniability type way. they’re really not that vague though, and the places where they’re really un-vague they’re so upfront its uncomfortable. have one character doing something extraordinary while the other one seems not to notice. when in doubt, change the scene. start or end scenes in the middle of the action so things keep zipping along. finally: you can use your fucking adverbs. go hog wild. adverb adverbfully all over the page. in fact, no dialogue tags unless there’s an adverb, in which case, fine. congratulations, you have gooded an omen.

zetabrarian ladyyatexel
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Still Practiced Pagan Rituals of Europe

For years, photographer Charles Freger, has been traveling throughout European countries  trying to capture the spirit of what he calls “tribal Europe” in his “Wilder Mann” series.

Pagan rituals mainly relating to winter solstice and spring renewal were the most common rituals he came across. The series of pictures/costumes above are meant to explain the complicated relationship humans have with nature and life and death cycles.

The FULL SERIES is absolutely amazing. Check out all the costumes we couldn’t include in the post.