In Super Mario Galaxy, collecting 9999 Star Bits turns all the green coconuts in the game into watermelons.
this is fucked
Der Strandkorb (literally beach basket) is a chair designed to provide comfort and protection from sun, wind, and sand on German beaches. They’re used on the North Sea and Baltic Sea coast and can be rented. The Strandkorb is said to have been invented in 1882 by basketmaker Wilhelm Bartelmann in Rostock, Mecklenburg-Vorpommern on request of a tourist from Warnemünde. In 1883, they were first announced as rentals. The first models were single seaters and appeared quickly elsewhere on the German coast. Today’s models are mostly two seaters with tiltable tops, some allowing people to lie down completely. They have footrests and tables for food or drinks, storage space, rain proof covers, and sunshades. Thomas Mann refers to them in his 1901 novel Buddenbrooks, setting the context in the 1840s on the beach at Travemünde.
*Panic! At the Disco voice* I LOVE THE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF
This is Crowley and Aziraphale @ each other, for anyone who’s train of thought stops at a station different from mine
okay so what do we call beelzebub/gabriel thing? beelbriel? gabzebub? i need this pairing.
don’t say you don’t ship them. they’re fucking gorgeous
UPD:
so there is a name for them and it’s
Ineffable Bureaucracy
sounds good for me 😍





