[bunjywunjy]

[talesfromweirdland]

“Brawl between two beetles”. From DO ANIMALS HAVE SOULS (1994), by Theodor Kittelsen.

[bunjywunjy]

wow every line in that descriptions was a new and delightful punch to the gut

[ineffableplan]

[thealogie]

in my heart there’s a missing scene of an epilogue (like a marvel-style post-credits easter egg) where aziraphale is in crowley’s apartment and sees the statue of “good and evil wrestling with evil triumphing” and he just loses it laughing and goes “is that??? how you imagined it??? happening??” and crowley is blushing like “it’s ART. it’s fucking ARt. they are wrestling.” but aziraphale is collapsed on a nearby chair now holding his stomach going “ooooh nice art mr. dark fuck demon” and crowley is just like fucking red in the face grabbing aziraphale’s hand and dragging him to the bedroom just to get him away to from the statue. aziraphale is just laughing mumbling under his breath as we see their retreating backs (in a shot that takes an awkwardly long time, just them walking down a long hallway to the bedroom) “can’t even get him out of missionary but yeah ‘evil triumphing’…that’s rich”

[ethereal-menace]

[rmkun]

ate pancakes and Crowley’s heart 🥞💕

[lancrewizzard]

[davusignavus]

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

“now all of china knows you’re queer”

[rudimentree]

please deliver this reply to your mother:

“perfect”

[davusignavus]

she laughed so hard i think she exploded

[fuzzykitty01]

It’s back and still beautiful!

[friku8706]

omG

[hebicakes]

[call-me-jacob]

Mii : I’ll give you a ruby pendant if you go out with me

-silence-

man playing the game : C’mon say yes

mii off screen : Wait

Man playing the game : wait??

-door slams and zooms in on different mii-

Man playing the game : jeSUS????

[dorsalvania]

put some respeck on vinny’s name

[cliopadra]

[lesbianomens]

[myoxisbroken]

[pirate-pizza-party]

Climate change is like someone comes up to you and tells you your super strict aunt is visiting, but your house has seen 3 parties over the weekend and is a mess. You’re not quite sure if the person is serious or not, some people say ‘QUICK! We need to tidy the house NOW! She’ll be here in an HOUR!’ and other people say ‘Your aunt isn’t visiting, it’s all a huge lie, and besides, the house is still habitable!’

Sure, you can work around the pizza trodden into the carpet, maybe lay a rug over the teenager vomit, wear shoes so the spilled beer doesn’t soak into your socks.

But if you spend a little time and effort cleaning the house, even if your aunt isn’t coming, you still have a lovely clean house! If you keep measures in place to keep it clean, no more wild parties, a few storage baskets, invest in a roomba, it’ll stay clean for when your children live there too.

And if your aunt is actually coming, and you DON’T clean the house, you’re totally and utterly and without question, fucked.

[wizardshark]

By the way during this whole extended metaphor your aunt is, at that very moment, knocking on the door. And people are still yelling that she’s not actually coming

[roller-rink-haruno]

“‘Er… it’s half a brick,’ Ned reported.

‘What?’

‘A half brick sir.’

‘I’m saving up for a house,’ said Vimes.”

On this Father’s Day, I’d like y’all to remember the absolutely awful dad jokes that came out of the mouth of Sir Samuel Vimes.

[kaelio]

[silverskye13]

But you don’t know what hell you put me through
To have someone kiss the skin that crawls from you

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This was fun,, like, really fun,, to work on.
Looks best on bright screens.