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lensinski

Listen I know it’s not cool to brag that you new something before it was cool, but a while back I watched celebrity bake off because of David Mitchell and there was Michael Sheen and he wore SUSPENDERS AND DUNGEREES toGethEr and made really weird Welsh short bread and without having watched any of his movies I just straight out fell in love with him. What I mean is if you have not watched it, do it immediately, it’s a blessing for everyone. Look at him.

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Originally posted by aloneiswhatihavealoneprotectsme

Jameela is adorable as well And David is hilarious It's the best thing ever I loved it so much I remember that Michael sheen Good omens aziraphale great british bake off Red nose day
patricianandclerk

okay so two things about aziraphale when he goes into heaven to be like “Hey what’s up can i kill an eleven-year-old also we’ve been looking after the wrong one for eleven years kthxbye”

firstly, michael doesn’t say a word.

i’m interested in how little dialogue michael has in the scene - when aziraphale is laying out his waffle about maybe the antichrist has gone missing, as a ruse, it’s uriel who takes on the role of interrogator - she basically needles him to demand what he’s talking about and why he’s talking about it. uriel is DIRECT, and EXPECTANT: they have roles to get on with, and she thinks they should be put forward.

sandalphon acts as a chorus, just occasionally parroting things (i think in general when it’s the senior angels with aziraphale, sandalphon is quiet because he knows he’s not an archangel like the other three); and gabriel is…

i mean, honestly, the vibe i get from gabriel is vague concern - he thinks it’s weird and freaky that aziraphale keeps getting caught up on these strange turns of thought instead of The Work and Heaven and Being Good, and he keeps trying to brightly explain things to aziraphale to hammer them back home. the actual subtleties of the situation, or the idea that aziraphale might actually care about earth really don’t seem to occur to him at all (whereas to uriel, they plainly do, and she considers it a point of concern)

michael says two things, in the conversation before.

when aziraphale references crowley, he refers to the other side; she repeats him. The other side?

and her only other line of dialogue, not interrogative, not questioning aziraphale’s statements, but instead just being quietly blunt about it, almost as if she’s reminding herself as much as aziraphale, when he says, but does there have to be another war…?

When your cause is just you do not hesitate to smite the foe, Aziraphale.

but then, after.

it’s just the four senior angels, now.

The senior angels.

GABRIEL: What did you think of that then?

URIEL: That’s an angel who has been down there too long.

SANDALPHON: I don’t trust him.

GABRIEL: Hypotheticals, indeed.

michael doesn’t say a word.

gabriel… doesn’t say anything. he doesn’t voice an opinion. he asks their opinions.  this is what he does as the manager of heaven - he gets other people’s opinions and views, and tries to work them together.

but note how he DOESN’T say he doesn’t trust aziraphale. gabriel still has faith in aziraphale, which we note later breaks when he sees the photos of crowley and aziraphale together - gabriel doesn’t want to believe that one of his angels could be betraying them… (and yet michael, miss backchannels, is silent.)

but SANDALPHON, gabriel’s righthand man, says he doesn’t trust him - we know that gabriel values sandalphon’s opinion and his views, and we know that the two of them appear quite close. 

URIEL doesn’t say “I don’t trust him”. in fact, she doesn’t actually impart a value judgement on aziraphale at all - she never brings her feelings into it. it’s about The Job, and aziraphale’s efficacy. aziraphale’s been down on earth too long, and is compromised by it, and uriel doesn’t approve. 

there’s just… so many subtleties to the different problems each of the four angels have with aziraphale - sandalphon seems to pick up that aziraphale dislikes him personally, but finds him on a personal level untrustworthy because he’s not like th eother angels; uriel isn’t as personal about it and instead comes at it from a work pov, and considers aziraphale to be a security risk and a liability; michael i think has the most sympathy/understanding of aziraphale’s position, and is the most aware of his potential dealings with hell, whilst also knowing that’s A Bad Thing, and yet she doesn’t bring it up right away, doesn’t accuse him; and gabriel… gabriel hopes against hope, until the betrayal is plainly cemented, that aziraphale is still one of them. 

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slytherfriends

so uh, snake things, that would be hilarious (or nightmarish) to apply to Crowley (maybe)

  • Snake Teeth! so I’ve seen some things saying hes got “snake teeth” but really they’d be less like Sexy Vampire Teeth and more like a shattered nightmare chandelier hanging in his mouth (when grumpy does he get nippy? does aziraphale have little snake bite scars?)
  • Can? His? Jaws? Open? Like? That? (the flexibility, the ligamented lower jaw………)
  • forgets to chew food, swallows whole. indigestion. (lmao)
  • Shedding? does he transfigure shed? does he ever shed? if he stays in snake form too long does he shed? and eat a snake diet? (also picture him in snake form, slithered up in his bedroom,  v v v v v v  grumpy having created a humid den for himself because he went into shed during a nap)
  • Taste and Smell? snakes’ sense of taste and smell all jumbled together and use their cute lil tongue to flick small particles back into their jacobson’s organ to taste and smell their surroundings (for prey, to sense predators) This also functions perfectly underwater as well.
  • Can his heart migrate around his body?
  • Only one lung?
  • Periscoping of course (snake form? cute! human form? i’m scared!!)
  • Sensitive belly scales, also very sensitive to vibrations (is he ticklish?)
  • Bad eyesight. Forgets to blink (dry eyes lmao)
  • Inhumanly flexible spine (also lends to how he drapes himself across things and the undulating walk)
  • Polyphyodontic??
  • Habit of basking, laying about in warm spots. Gets cold very easily, needs outside warmth to regulate body temperature. 
  • Enjoys baths for extraordinary periods of time. 
  • Hugs (when disposed to touching anyone, which would be RARE) too tight.
  • Long long longg naps after eating 
  • long nap periods (19th century) = brumation

feel free to add!!

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