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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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americachavez

thor and gamora in their weekly “villainous blue adopted sibling” support group

thor: loki keeps stabbing me :(

gamora: so stab him back???? what’s the big deal that’s his way of saying hello

lieutenant-sapphic

loki and nebula in their weekly “heroic older sibling who’s part of a superhero squad and gets all the attention” support group

loki: thor never stabs me back when i stab him :(

nebula: so stab him harder???? 

notjustamumj

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god-of-mischief-here-tada

hahahahaha

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the-outspoken-introvert

Normal brain: Crowley’s plan to steal holy water was that over the top because he genuinely didn’t realize how easy it was to get.

Active brain: Crowley’s plan was that over the top because he’s a dramatic dumbass

Galaxy brain: Crowley’s plan was that over the top (and in Soho) because he knew it would catch Aziraphale’s attention and he missed him

Universe brain: Crowley was trying to get Aziraphale’s attention, but if that didn’t work he was sure as fuck going to live out the dramatic heist of his dreams

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