[trusthimhesadoctor]

[iamteamponcho]

Me: eXcUsE mE but Aziraphale and Crowley are clearly in love why haven’t they kissed

David Tennant, hitting me with a ping pong bat: It’s 3AM get out of my house

[bluering8]

[glumshoe]

The captain activated the viewscreen and drew in a sharp breath. “We’ve got company,” she said, voice dripping with sardonic enthusiasm.

“Company?” I asked, peering over her shoulder at the live footage of the tiniest goddamn spaceship I had ever seen.

“Emissaries,” she said. “From the clown homeworld.”

We watched with baited breath as hatch on the little spaceship opened and something began to emerge from inside with agonizing slowness. It was long, rounded, and black—at first I thought it was the domed head of some new xeno, but then I saw the laces.

“It’s a shoe!” I gasped, as the comedically oversized footwear toed the rocky surface of the moon with cartoonish trepidation, as though it were nervously testing the temperature of a swimming pool. “My god, if its foot alone is that big, how can—”

The captain shushed me and nodded at the viewscreen. “Just watch,” she said.

I watched. I could do nothing but gaps in stunned, horrified silence as not one, not two, not three or four or five, but forty clown emissaries emerged from that minuscule spaceship one by one and formed the least orderly ranks I had ever seen.

“This ought to be fun,” said the captain dryly.

[crankyteapot]

@glumshoe

[glumshoe]

help me

[bunjywunjy]

[etirabys]

The missing platonic solids of tumblr – first row preexisting, second row mine.

(Anyone who wants to use these are icons need not ask, although I enjoy being informed that people liked the produce of my labor enough to do so!)

[moral-autism]

Good post, OP

[lynnafred]

[screwyouandrew]

Eels are absolute gods among animals.

for example:

You’ve got your nice beautiful speckled eels

You have wiggly poke-their-little-heads-out-of-the-sand friends!

Look!!!! This one looks like a puppy!!!!

You even have friends with fearsome teeth!! (feat. shrimp)

And they look funny from the front!!!!

But do you want to know the supreme kings among eels?

Ribbon eels.

Let me demonstrate.

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*screams multiply*

*blood curdling screams of the damned*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thank you for your time

[buzzedhaircuts]

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Anonymous asked:

Stupid questions : what is your favorite Crowley's hairstyle ? Crowley's sunglasses ? And Aziraphale and Crowley's outfits ? (you're amazing !)

Thank you!

Ohhhh, certainly not stupid, but a tough one! :) I suppose everyone will have different order of their favourite Crowley’s look, but here’s my top 3:

1. Present. Yeah, I love it, I love the jacket with the red collar, the Valentino glasses and the short fluffy hair :).

2. Eden. It’s just so curly! For some reason I find it incredibly sweet. :). Combined with the black tunic with the red stitching and the wings…

3. Man-bun. Oh yesssss. There should have been more scenes where he wore that!

I haven’t even started to think about the glasses or the outfits alone! I suppose I will have to remedy that!

[spaceexp]

Found this on r/confusing_perspective.

via reddit

[ineffableplan]

[obliviousaziraphale]

aziraphale is an angry crier and crowley is a happy crier

[good-omens-fanart]

[eiswolfzero]

If they hadn’t done what they did, at the end

[pixel-art-gallery]

[scrixels]

679. Snack

healthy snack plate~