[moki-dokie]

[blitzy-blitzwing]

Forked tongue. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[enby-distortion]

[amuseoffyre]

…dear director fella. You are a shot-making genius. Thank you for giving us a glimpse of Hastur with wings.

[enby-distortion]

WHAT

[enby-distortion]

[hasturlavista]

me 🤝 hastur

• constantly worried
• messy hair
• autistic
• *yelp*
• scared of everything when alone
• always sticks to other people
• is a complete wreck when said people are gone
• smoking
• fingerless gloves
• stuttering when nervous
• trouble with controlling own voice

[thegoodomensdumpster]

[azirasphales]

do yall dhfgjhghdsfkgdfgdf

do yall think crowley prank calls aziraphales bookshop

[in3ffable-husbands]

crowley over the phone, putting on a silly accent: hello yes i think you have a book for Mr Cuetainjel reserved? first name Eyema

aziraphale: Eyema Cuetainjel? I’m sorry I don’t-

crowley: hahhahahha yES YOU ARE *immediately hangs up*

[doctorwhobastank]

[braddersbangerz]

that bitch, Izzy Flint: Welcome to our weekly 'fuck Yasmin khan' group where we talk about how much we hate Yasmin khan

that bitch, Izzy Flint: now let's welcome our newest member, the Doctor-

Thirteen: I have misunderstood this group.

Thirteen, four seconds later leaving a burning building and texting Yaz: sorted your issue with Izzy :)

[rafaelafranzen]

Anonymous asked:

How do you pronounce Crowley's au name? (Ruswan) my brain says "rezwan"(like that one garden from recent history that is important to some small religion that I can't spell) but that feels wrong...

dotstronaut answered:

Thanks for asking! There’s a few different spellings of the name in English, since the original name is in Arabic. Wikipedia calls him Riḍwan or Riswan, which appears to be pronounced just as it looks. Other websites also included the spellings Rusvon or Ridvan. I combined all of the above to get the spelling Ruswan, just to make it different, since this is a silly AU and I’m not Muslim. The pronunciation I think would vary a lot depending on where he is, how it’s spelled, and who is saying the name.But I should thank you because I had NO IDEA about this garden and festival! It appears to have direct relation to the name of the angel, who is said to be the guardian/hold the key to paradise on earth. And the garden is GORGEOUS:

This gives even more depth to Crowley’s name, which in turn gives so much more depth to Crowley choosing not to use it. You are an ANGEL, anon!

[smiling-like-a-snake]

if an angel throws (or tries to throw) them self out of heaven is that considered like, angelic self harm? and what does heaven do with an angel unafraid of their ultimate punishment? 

[smiling-like-a-snake]

I don’t suppose I could… persuade you to reconsider?

[thegoodomensdumpster]

[cranity]

Grade A fools (based off text post from @ineffablequotes )

[montereybayaquarium]

Things are getting intere-sting in the Monterey Bay… 

The first sea nettles of the summer have been spotted along Cannery Row! Hot on their spicy heels are hungry ocean sunfishes, leatherback turtles and fulmars. So get ready for these jellies, their time is nigh-darian!