[abi-does-stuff]

[bookhobbit]

why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”

• everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
• you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
• everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
• multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
• wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
• no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
• big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you

[anorthernskyatdawn]

the girl in pyjamas is the vampire

[themauvesoul]

Also:

• If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it’s juice and be Jealous
• “Oh god I’m a monster” 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say “same” simultaniousely and with the exact same tone
• Everything is a joke so if u say “I subsist on the lifeblood of mankind” someone will go “lol what a mood”
• It would take u like 100 years to major in everything
• Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot
• Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and they’ll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u
• College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature
• Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler
• If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major
• Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.

[captainlordauditor]

#there literally was a guy who bit someone’s neck at my university #in my last year#everyone was just like ‘CAMPUS CRYPTID’

also everybody is either always eating or never eating so not eating isn’t that weird

[naryrising]

[cadhla-marie]

My favorite minor character in Good Omens is that one silent bartender, who saw this skinny emo dude wearing sunglasses inside, drunk out of his mind, saying shit about “I never asked to be a demon,” and then at one point talking to….nothing? About a book he apparently rescued from a fire? (Did anyone else in that bar see Aziraphale? I don’t think they did.) And this bartender just brought him his drinks like it was nothing. Bartenders undoubtedly see and hear all kinds of shit and just kind of…deal with it because that’s their job. But I wonder how many times this guy has witnessed Crowley’s nervous breakdowns or listened to him talk about hell and demons and just thought, “Wow, this dude’s kinda crazy, but I guess it’s fine because he drinks the really high-end top-shelf stuff and he tips well so whatever.”

[riverdancekat]

Crowley: I never asked to be a demon…!

Bartender: *leaves the bottle, goes back to what he needs to do*

Crowley: *keeps drinking, starts talking to the chair opposite him. and then starts having a one-sided CONVERSATION with the chair opposite him*

Barteneder: *barely looks up, makes sure this skinny emo dude wearing sunglasses isn’t bothering anyone else or about to start a fight*

Crowley: *SUDDENLY BIG SMILES, HOLDS UP A BOOK* “–agnES NUTTER, YESS! I TOOK IT, SOUVENIR!”

Crowley: *Gets up, stumbles around a bit, starts rushing out the door and then hips and shoulders seem to twist him in opposite directions at once* “sorry, sorry about that, almost forgot–here–” 

Crowley: *starts laying down very large money, losing count halfway through a stack of large denomination bills and then just leaving his entire wallet on the bar* I’ll come back if I live through this!

Bartender: *sorts the money in the till. goes back to doing bartender things.  experiences vague curiosity for the first time in 17 years*  

[cadhla-marie]

“The customer service experience” (in your tags) lol. Trueeee.

[danikatze]

nother lil fluff doodle <3  I’m very much on board with the Garak is squat hc I’ve seen here and there

Thanks for the request @tj-dragonblade!! 

[moki-dokie]

[lonicera-caprifolium]

apparently the name Anthony means "priceless/of inestimable worth" so I had no choice but to draw this

[trusthimhesadoctor]

hey bro

[coolxatu]

[coolxatu]

[trusthimhesadoctor]

🇨🇿 🇺🇸

[trusthimhesadoctor]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

broke: aziraphale and crowley pining after each other for six thousand years but not knowing their love is requited

woke: crowley and aziraphale being In A Relationship™️ for the majority of the time they’ve known each other nbd but sometime after the notpocalypse they’re lounging around in the bookshop and aziraphale suddenly gasps and says ‘CROWLEY WE FORGOT TO GET MARRIED’

[anthonycrowleymoved]

bespoke: aziraphale and crowley pining but not knowing they’ve been legally married since that time they got drunk in the sixth century so after they actually get together post-notpocalypse and they’re like ‘oh what the hell’ they go to get a marriage license and the poor civil servant is like ‘sirs i do not understand how this is possible but you are already married and have been for thousands of years’ and they’re just like WHAT

From what I've heard this is show book and radio drama in that order

[trusthimhesadoctor]

[anthony-juliet-crowley]

the cutest headcanon i’ve heard for why crowley’s space is always empty….. he more whipped than the cream on that cake 😔

[thegoodomensdumpster]

It’s kinda heavily implied in the book that Crowley buys dessert only for Aziraphale to steal it. 

[rafaelafranzen]

[zerachu]

failed magic trick

based off this 

[naryrising]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Refuse to differentiate between important and unimportant information in your scene descriptions.

“Looking around the ruined street you see a few burnt out houses, various bits of rubble, 4000 demons pointing swords at you, a pile of knocked over street signs and a stray cat.”

[suchprettypride]

All your players, immediately: I PET THE CAT

[hollow-head]

p2