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One of my favorite things about the Good Omens fandom is how both utterly horny and unhorny it is at the same time.

Like scrolling through the tag, you’ll find a gif set of Crowley’s hips as he walks followed by text highlighting the inherent sluttyness of David Tennant. Then right after that will just be a picture of Aziraphale and Crowley’s hands brushing and we all go fucking nuts and start crying.

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Me when I step...
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Me when I stutter on the phone during a business call

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Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy

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Me when I step in a puddle and I feel the water penetrate my socks

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Me when my friend’s 90 pound dog stomps on my nuts

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Me when h– wait, what?

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Oh! I’m sorry! I misheard. I thought you said “Me when my friend’s dog stomps on my 90 pound nuts.”

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If i had 90 pound nuts do you think i’d be here? Clowning in this shit hole? I’d have a house of gold. A car of jewels. Lingerie forged with meteorite and silver coins. Dont be so naieve

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The eerie silence in Crowley’s flat made Aziraphale’s anxiety skyrocket. He knew right away someting was very wrong. The gruesome scene he was faced with moments later tore a heartbreacking cry from the angel’s pale lips.

Aziraphale finds Crowley’s body laying in a pool of blood. He’s been misteriously discorporated with no clear signs of who was involved, with both Hell & Heaven keeping an ominous silence on the matter.

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i think what makes crowley is so interesting not as a demon who wants more, who can’t help but gaze skyward, but as a demon who already was more, who was in heaven. he wasn’t born bad, he was born just as much an angel as aziraphale, and “back in the old days” all it took to lose that forever was asking questions

so you can see he really does sort of disdain that wings-and-halos shit, thinks it’s too high an expectation, but he kinda misses it too. he built galaxies. he still says things like “for heaven’s sake” and quietly jumps at the chance to do good. he’s not meant for hell but can’t return to heaven so he finds somewhere he can build a different sort of life in and embraces it as much as he can cause he didn’t really have a choice

(whereas aziraphale DOES have a choice and just enjoys dressing like a gay classics professor, which is what he is)

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