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mendacity17 asked:

I have been a longtime admirer of your GOOD OMENS art -- the book and now the tv series. It's amazing ♥️ 1940s Crowley is such a dish (you know Aziraphale noticed as his demon hot-footed down the aisle) and that look so timeless that I just have to believe Crowley shows up at Aziraphale's shop one day, hat in hand, to take the angel for a drink (or maybe a picnic :)

tio-trile answered:

You’re absolutely right

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kaijuno

Lake Michigan

notjustanygay

Ocean*

kaijuno

I mean, Lake Michigan is big enough to be a sea. All the Great Lakes are, they’re not considered seas because they’re not all at sea level, they’re all freshwater, and they’re not directly connected to the ocean (they’re only connected through rivers and lochs)

Small lakes don’t have noticeable waves but because the Great Lakes are so big there’s enough room for the air to downdraft across it (which is also why in Michigan you get lake effect weather and so it can be a blizzard one day and 70° the next)

grumpycakes

My grandmother, who grew up in Puerto Rico, when seeing Lake Michigan for the first time with my grandfather exclaimed, “This is not a lake, it is a sea!”

61below

Lake Superior has tides. They’re not as dramatic as the actual ocean’s of course. But still. For every storm that kicks up 200ft spray and waves that crash over the tops of the lighthouses on the piers, there’s days when you can’t tell where the water meets the sky.

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Lake Superior doesn’t have a monster, Lake Superior IS the monster.

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lake superior (gichi-gami in ojibwe) has enough water in it cover both america’s in a foot of it. it contains 10% of the worlds fresh surface water! it’s 1333 ft deep!!! she’s Big

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The Second Temptation

This certainly became quite the self-indulgent piece. At work, I don’t get to properly draw, much less paint stuff from scratch these days, so this was a much needed respite from it all. May have gotten just a bit carried away. Hard to believe this was but a sketch, sans color and background a little over half a month ago!

I have some less sleep-deprived more coherent commentary about this, but I’m saving it for the process video which I plan to release on my soon-to-be-revived Youtube channel! It’s been a while since I poked around in Adobe Premiere and there’s about 30+ hours of footage to edit together. With luck, it should be uploaded some time this weekend!

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zoewiloh asked:

I've been wanting to write a fanfic that involves magical healing gone wrong. Like, a broken bone is "healed" but royally messed up and needs to be rebroken to set properly and heal the normal way. If that had to be done in the field, how would it be done? I figure it's not something that's done IRL but hypothetically if a bone (like a leg or forearm) needed to be purposefully broken, what would accomplish that?

The term “re-break” is commonly used, but the act actually involves cutting the bone with a saw during surgery- an operation called an osteotomy. You’re right that there’s probably no reason you’d ever need to do this in a field situation, because as long as the bone is healed, it’s not causing an immediate danger to the person. It might be painful or cause excessive wear on other joints due to limping or poor posture, but it’s not really life threatening.

Literally just breaking the bone again traumatically could run into the risk of breaking it in another place entirely, breaking it differently than it broke the first time and causing a whole other set of problems, or most probably, just misaligning it in a slightly different, but still problematic way.

You do seem to have magic in this story, can you use that?

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cadhla-marie

Good Omens, but it’s set in Florida, so no one questions all the weird ass shit going on everywhere.

  • Man with snake eyes? Oh, that’s just my bro Anthony. He’s a little weird, but he’s got good taste in wine and he has a really sick ride.
  • A.Z. Fell & Co. is closed again at 10 a.m. on a Monday? Psh, so is the public library and like 12 restaurants. That’s nothing new.
  • A girl who bases every life decision she makes on something written in an obscure, old book? Lemme guess, she’s “college educated,” right? And a millennial? Typical. She’s probably a liberal, too. *dramatic eye roll*
  • An older man with a nipple fetish who accuses people of being witches? Really, you gotta try harder if you wanna be the town weirdo, Mister.
  • The lady who holds seances in her sitting room and runs a kinky sex business? Still not the craziest I’ve seen. Sorry.
  • The sky raining fish? I mean, it’s not hurricane season so that’s a little strange for this time of year, but I can’t say it’s too unbelievable.
  • Alien sightings? *sigh* Reggie’s on the bathsalts again, isn’t he?
  • A massive tornado? Well I mean, that’s not Florida’s usual thing, but knowing our weather and how utterly ridiculous it is, I’d believe it.
  • Guy driving a burning antique car down the highway? He’s probably just on the way to the mechanic. Yield the right of way to him and wish him luck, my dude.
  • Potentially possessed woman with a crazy huge firework gun? Mate, have you never been to Miami?

Literally nothing in this series would be too out of the ordinary here. Anyone who has ever been to Florida or even read one of those “Florida Man” news articles knows this.

mrsimoshen

@deadcatwithaflamethrower I read and giggled

deadcatwithaflamethrower

Accurate.

mother-entropy

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influentshadow

… The Devil Went Down to Georgia is based on a true story, and it was just Crowley trolling some kid that, in true southern tradition, got turned into an epic tale…

cadhla-marie

Ayy, another exciting (and hilarious) chapter in the Good Omens American South AU

risingphoenix761

No, no, for real! Imagine that! Crowley just being Crowley, picking the Bible Belt of all places to do a little tempting, thinking there’s no way any homegrown Southern Baptist will go along with any of it, so no harm done, but it looks good to the home office if he tries.

Maybe Johnny IS the best there’s ever been. Maybe Johnny is just okay, but the tale got a little exaggerated. Either way, Crowley sees this kid playing and being the huge softie that he is, he starts playing with him. Crowley has never in his life touched anything resembling a fiddle, but if he imagines he can play it, then by golly he can play it. A friendly contest ensues.

“Can you play this?”

“Pfft. Any doofus can play that. Can you play this?”

“All right, hot shot, try and top this!”

There was a band of demons, but they didn’t join in. It just looked really sketchy to see Crowley playing–literally PLAYING–with this kid when he should have been tempting him into darkness. When confronted about it, Crowley has to think fast.

“What? You’ve never challenged a mortal for his soul before? You’ve got to really work for those. It takes skill, not just persuasion. Yeah, I out-composed Beethoven, but I let him keep the symphonies, and who do you think really painted the Sistine Chapel? But that kid? No, sorry, I lost that one. Would have had him if you lot hadn’t chimed in and distracted me.”

Later…

“Hey, Johnny, listen, if anyone asks, I tried to wager your soul in a contest, but you played better, okay? Here’s a new fiddle for your trouble.”

“Can it be made of gold?”

“…sure, why not?”

thegoodomensdumpster

OOOH i love this, from the Florida thing to the Devil Went Down To Georgia thing.

But I think I should bring it up to everyone’s attention that there is already at least one fic ( that I know about ) with Crowley going up against Johnny.

The Devil Went Down to Georgia, by ImprobableDreams900, 8445 words.

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