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I still can’t get over Paris scene. That was peak flirt right and there. I mean the way Crowley sits and says to Aziraphale in flirtatious tone „you were lucky I was in the area” and that bastard angel answering „I suppose I am” in innocent voice, like he wouldn’t knew but he knew damn well that Crowley was there and him looking Crowley up and down with the gayest glance that I’ve ever seen. This scene is so nsfw I SWEAR.

I KNOW RIGHT????? i swear to god the paris scene is my absolute FAVORITE out of everything. they’re so GAY and pining and dramatic and i!! can’t!! handle!! it!!!!!

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one thing i love about good omens is that no reference is too obscure to be made. yes, they are oblivious dumbasses, but they’re also eternal beings who have been on earth since the literal beginning. who’s to say what they remember or don’t remember or what they’ve learned or haven’t learned? after 1862 who knows, maybe crowley really spent a few years becoming an expert in ducks. what else was he gonna do with his time? pine and mope and pine and mope? nah dude crowley’s adhd fired right up and he had a duck hyperfixation for a while. he’s the world’s leading expert on ducks. he’s taught duck classes at three universities worldwide and been published under three different names forty-five times. he carves and sells the world’s leading ultra-lifelike, well-proportioned, perfectly-floated duck decoys out of the back room of a gas station in rural maryland. you can’t prove me wrong

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