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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Still taking a vacay from work and their families, but Beez honestly is a workaholic. For @bullet-farmer and @proficientatfreakness
HCs:
-Gabe spoils his partners with stuff. In general. After a while with the obvious pampering, Dagon does the same...

Still taking a vacay from work and their families, but Beez honestly is a workaholic. For @bullet-farmer and @proficientatfreakness

HCs: 
-Gabe spoils his partners with stuff. In general. After a while with the obvious pampering, Dagon does the same because guess what, she’s an actual goddess!!!
-Their respective habits sometimes rub off each other. The demons dress well occasionally while Gabe dresses down.
-Dagon also has pesky relatives in high social standing (like Gabe). Her sister, Leviathan, who is also a Prince of Hell cannot understand why she decides to serve under Beelzebub rather than be a Prince in her own right.
-They’ll never admit it, and won’t call it love, but they are content and that’s the most important thing. 

-Beez actual title is Lord of the Flyers. Basically everything that flies. 
-Beez is very deadpan most of the time. Their partners usually can read their emotions just fine. 

-Gabe is def the bottom

-Dagon is actually goddamn beautiful to behold. She just chooses not to.

-Gabe and Dagon’s siblings are a source of constant stress

-Gabe may have…..experienced a lot of things on earth now he’s with his partners…..he still couldn’t bring himself to eat food. (Maybe one day)

dagon gabriel beelzebub fileflies ineffable bureaucracy good omens ot3 i really should think of a ship name for them
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what did the angels take these pictures with

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like did they invent crisp zoom lense cameras and just slowly share the technology with humanity over a few centuries

the idea that angels are behind a lot of humanities technological advances makes aziripahle not knowing what an answering machine is even funnier

gabriel, circa early 2000s: we’re introducing the smartphone and we need you to help it along down on earth

aziraphale, having just figured out the rotary phone: i physically cannot do that