No, said Aziraphale, it's ineffable.

eternalgirlscout

i think a lot about how it’s only after hastur says “your best friend aziraphale” that crowley starts to refer to him that way, like crowley heard the duke of hell go ‘you two are best friends’ and thought “i guess that’s what we are, sounds like as good a term as any”

and at about the same moment, somewhere across london, uriel is threatening aziraphale the way hastur threatened crowley, and calling crowley “your boyfriend”

all this is to say, PLEASE join me in imagining aziraphale responding to uriel the same way crowley responded to hastur and casually referring to crowley as “my boyfriend” from then on because… well….. it’s not inaccurate, is it

This Royal typewriter is on display at the Hoover Museum, it is typical of what Herbert Hoover would have used while living in the Waldorf-Astoria.

When Typewriter Rentals Were Banned

By Thomas F. Schwartz | Hoover Heads

As the manuscript collections clearly document, Herbert Hoover was a compulsive writer. Typically, drafts were typed, edited, amended, and retyped ad nauseam before Hoover was satisfied with the final product. Imagine the chaos created when the Office of Price Administration announced a ban August 26, 1942 on “the rental of new typewriters and used non-portable machines manufactured since January 1, 1935,” ordering their return by September 15. Wartime necessity required the typewriters use by the Army, Navy and other government agencies.

Hugo Meier, financial manager for Herbert Hoover, wrote to Bernice Miller who oversaw a number of secretaries operating out of the Waldorf Astoria Suite 31-A for the Hoovers, apprising her of the situation. He wrote:

“I got in touch with J.E. Albright & Company and they confirm that the three Royal machines now at the Waldorf will need to be returned to them by September 15^th, under this order.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

When Typewriter Rentals Were Banned