Anonymous asked:
have you gotten any funny feedback comments on the poll?
voting isn’t over yet but I’ve just spent over an hour going through some 3,000 answers looking for funny responses so these are some of my favourites:
- 2012: “hrggngghh pony tAIL”
- 3004BC: “the dykery of it all”
- 2007: “it tingles my spider senses” (I have no idea what this means it just cracked me up)
- 2012: “we stan a pinterest LEGEND”
- 1601: “it’s like a lion made a garnier commercial”
- 2007: “hozier. Need I say more”
- 4004BC: “maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s divine design”
- 2012: “the perfect combination of slutty AND refined”
- 1967: “he’s lesbiam”
- 1967: “i want tha tto me. be* my hair. i wlike it, it htikk look good on me”
- 1967: “j*hn l*nnon fucking WISHES”
- present day: “cuz it doze not look stupid”
- 2007: “it took him 6000 years but he finally learnt what conditioner is. good job crowley”
- 2007: “i amn juste…..big comphet for david tennant. Thatse it. I Canot change this”
- 2012: “the j in anthony j crowley stands for jender”
- 1793: “I’m going to guillotine everyone who says this one is ugly”
- present day: “is crowley bald when he’s a snake please respond”
- 1970’s: “can I get a wahoo?” (there were three of these that I counted)
- 1793: “sympathy answer”
2012 had FOUR CONSECUTIVE VOTES with the reasoning just listed as “gay”. “I’m a lesbian” was used as an explanation for just about every single hairstyle. “Gender” was also a popular one for all of his longer styles. Almost everyone who picked present day did so because they have tenth doctor-related emotional hangups. Someone wrote me an anecdote about how a girl they were in love with once had the 2012 hair. Someone else literally just wrote an essay on how they eliminated all other choices one by one and it was like, the most riveting thing I’ve ever read, Sherlock Holmes eat your heart out. I’ve been accused of homophobia six separate times for only allowing people to choose one hairstyle.