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amethyst2900

AU where Agnes  prophesied the mutual pining of Aziraphale and Crowley and how they’re dumbasses  And the Devices don’t know what to make of it until Anathema meets them properly and is just like “wait a fucking second,”

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queerdraws

T.S. Eliot’s The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock + Ineffable Husbands 

Part1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5,(Part 6), Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part10END

Rejection is scary, it’s too bad that body language is impossible to read

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tikkunhayam

there is a type of sheyd (jewish demon, plural form: sheydim) that will hover over books that are left open unattended.

im not saying this would make for a hilarious Good Omens fic but im saying this would make for a hilarious Good Omens fic in which Crowley keeps getting stuck by Aziraphale’s forgotten half-read books

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azireffable

crowley accidentally started the whole loch ness business when he went for an impromptu swim.

“did you hear about the monster in scotland?” aziraphale asks him, tossing a handful of crumbs to the birds at their feet, “that’s been terrorizing the loch?” “huh? oh. yeah. dreadful beast. lots of … teeth.” “you met with it..?” “oh, yeah. said it had a taste for angels. specifically ones that smell like old books.” crosses his legs and tosses his head to glance at aziraphale, “good thing there’s none of those around here, yeah?”

aziraphale, considering this with a furrowed brow. "crowley … i’m an angel who smells like old books.“ and crowley just, "what? oh. yeah. s'pose you are.” taps his fingers against the back of the park bench, where his arm is stretched out across the back of it. “guess you should steer clear of scotland.”

the angel finds it hilarious when he’s finally told the truth, some months later. even if he doesn’t outright laugh, more of a smile. the giddy, guilty sort … like he knows he shouldn’t find it funny. shakes his head, twinkle in his eye, “crowley! you actual beast.”

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It’s time.

Time to watch Good Omens. :D 

I thought about live-liveblogging it, but I didn’t want to fill everyone’s dash, so I’m just going to keep notes and post at the end of each episode. I’ve just seen episode one, and so….

It has always amused me that the baby swap at the start is needlessly complicated so that it’s the son of the ambassador rather than of the Youngs who gets…disposed of by the nuns. I mean I get why, I just find it funny. 

(Also I have to say, there’s that post going round about who Adam Young’s infernal mother was, and I always just assumed because the setup is so heavily based on The Omen that his mother was a jackal, like she is in The Omen. *The More You Know star here*) 

For my entire life I’ve been pronouncing Crowley as if the ow sounded like Wow, not like Crow. That’ll take some getting used to. 

I understood that the nanny and the gardener were meant to be infernal and angelic influences on Warlock, but I suppose I had always assumed that they were emissaries of Crowley and Aziraphale, not actually played by the beings themselves. I’m still not sure that isn’t the case, like what showed up at the ambassador’s home aren’t just little offshoots doing their thing while Crowley and Aziraphale are lunching at the Ritz. Divine macros, as it were. 

Either way, it was worth it to see David Tennant in Mary Poppins level drag, so job well done there. 

When I got my first dog at the age of 13 I had just finished reading Good Omens for the first time, and we gave him a real proper name, but then we always just called him Dog because I thought it was a funny joke. Aw, I miss Dog. 

“I know what you smell like,” is the most Good Omensy moment in this whole Good Omensy show. 

ONWARD TO EPISODE TWO. 

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wunschtraumclock

“I can’t imagine Aziraphale without Crowley. More than anything I’ve ever done, I can’t think about this character on his own - he only exists with Crowley. So from the very beginning, when we sat down at the table read, my Aziraphale was totally shaped by what David was doing as Crowley, and vice versa.”

“…if he’s an angel, and therefore a being of love, how does that affect his relationship with Crowley, someone who’s supposedly on the opposite team, but who he can’t do anything but love?”


— Michael Sheen for SFX (via neil-gaiman)

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