[strangelyineffable]

[thelilnan]

whats that show about a cool snake that smokes weed and says fuck

[trusthimhesadoctor]

[trusthimhesadoctor]

[yume-fanfare]

crowley: i’m a morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses only. aziraphale told me that he gave away his god-given flaming sword and now i dream of kissing him under the moonlight

aziraphale: hey crowley i travelled to france mid-revolution dressed like an aristocrat because i wanted some crepes

crowley, already taking off his shirt: zira you’re so fucking stupid

[strangelyineffable]

[thelilnan]

what if crowley’s eyes do the Cat Thing

[trusthimhesadoctor]

aqueeraphale asked:

for your consideration: Crowley discovering the joy of heated blankets for the first time. just going full snake mode and zoning out and "ssssshhhhh angel I'm warm"

ineffableplan answered:

Snek cocoon. He’s not moving.

Aziraphale opens his shop and a customer comes in and is like what’s that noise and Aziraphale is just like there’s a demon pupating or something in the back room, hope whatever kind of moth he turns into is pretty enough to justify having to put up with his snoring, if you crease that book im charging you double the price and not letting you take it home.

[aqueeraphale]

Aziraphale: dear?
Crowley: mm?
Aziraphale: you’ve been in there for nine hours
Crowley: it can be nineteen if you sit with me
Aziraphale: ….I’ll make tea

[the-art-of-avoiding-armageddon]

Originally posted by sunsnek

[zetabrarian]

Me, as if I’m not a giant monster-lover dumbass: I wish people would lean into Eldritch horror Crowley (and Aziraphale) more.

[zetabrarian]

[ariaste]

I could not in good conscience ask anyone else to take on this monster of a project, so yesterday I learned video editing and did it myself. THIS SIX MINUTE VIDEO TOOK ME *FOURTEEN HOURS* AND I DID IT IN ONE SITTING. 

BEHOLD MY TRIUMPH: The Bohemian Rhapsody fanvid you’ve all been waiting for. 

[shiftythrifting]

This thing

[trusthimhesadoctor]

[aziraphae]

- Emily Brontë

[good-omens-fanart]

[planetsandmagic]

To the world