[roachleakage]

[project-ragna-rok]

Rumble fanart by Vlad Legostaev

[ladyyatexel]

[mythicalcoolkid]

Asexuality is weird because you’ll be 12 going “wow why are people my age concerned about sex we’re just kids” and then you’re 16 going “wow why are people my age concerned about sex we’re just kids” and then you’re an adult suddenly realizing that other people are attracted to people and want to have sex with them and that’s the normal thing at that age and you’re like oh maybe it’s me

[bmouse]

[brobotsbro]

My friend let me talk about my embarrassing special interest tonight so thanks friend

[thatswhywelovegermany]

[skullchicken]

My uncle says a lot of stupid shit when the day is long enough, but once he said something really funny concerning how much dialects can vary in Germany

a swabian asking another person what they want…

… in swabian: Wa wid dau?

… in standard German: Was wellet Sie?

(The actual standard German phrase would be: Was wollen Sie? The joke is that even if swabians wanted to, they can’t speak standard German and are unintelligleble to everyone else.)

The Lord have Mercy on those who wish to learn German and stumble into South Germany…

[thatswhywelovegermany]

There is the story of an American exchange student who came to Germany with almost no German, ended up in Swabia and spoke German with a strong Swabian and a little English accent after a year.

[trusthimhesadoctor]

[buffyann23]

QI “Groovy Christmas Special” (2009) pt.6

(A little Red Velvet to make your dash more festive)

[roachleakage]

[liquidcoma]

finding out that my fists can be injured when punching things was a very jarring moment in my life. how can these weapons of destruction be destroyed themselves in their use? how can these hands… catch themselves…

[elodieunderglass]

[blurds]

To the person who sent an anonymous message to my other blog cryptically asking if I’d seen the photo with the pelicans and the piano - there’s no way to be sure, but I think I have, now

[dancing-crow]

@elodieunderglass these birds are having a damp concert?

[elodieunderglass]

They are !

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[lissy-strata]

They’re prisoners, but they’re prisoners with bunk beds!

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Anyone want to see the creepy broken growth chamber that the mystery algae came out of?

Going back to see if it’s fixed today.