[micromultiverse]

[nowscience]

The sling-jaw wrasse possesses the most extreme jaw protrusion found among fishes. The species can extend its jaws up to 65% the length of its head. The speed and length to which the jaw protrudes allows it to capture small fish and crustaceans.

[azirafool]

[froobyboo]

this is legit so dumb

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

[monsterlets]

words of power do exist…. i can walk out of my apartment wearing the most fuck shit, e.g. swim trunks as shorts w a zipped up hoodie and no shirt underneath, and just say the words “laundry day” and suddenly it’s way less weird

[monsterlets]

“laundry day” spell: decreases target’s judgment of outfit by 80%

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

[mirkwoodest]

When Merry and Pippin finally see Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas in the two towers and straight up ignore them in favor of talking to Theodan and Eomer (!) And when Gimli and Legolas call them on it like “Hello? We literally ran for days without rest to rescue you and now you’re not only fine but also ignoring us?” Pippin calls them dumb. Savage!

[mirkwoodest]

Damn Pippin! He woke up from a nap just to deliver this zinger!

[drylatte]

gimlis like IN SO MAD BUT I LOVE YOU GUYS SM I COULD EXPLODE

[trusthimhesadoctor]

[t-hiddles]

Tom Hiddleston (noun): the perfect combination of dorky, sexy, and adorable.

[cleowho]

“So that’s the contraption, is it?”

Inferno - season 07 - 1970

[neil-gaiman]

kilioio asked:

its so weird youre on tumblr. i literally just read your fahrenheit 451 intro-thingy in class like 2 months ago. i thought you were a dead author. do you get that a lot? anyways have a good day and dont be a dead author

I’m doing my best.

[neil-gaiman]

fossilisedflowers asked:

Your wife must be so happy to have you back in the states! Did she love Good Omens as much as we did? 💜

When I showed her the finished episode 1, she said words to the effect that it was really hard not always being together, and following me around the globe, and having me off on my own, making Good Omens. But it would have been a thousand times harder if she had watched Good Omens and thought it sucked, and it didn’t suck.

[neil-gaiman]

jake-bacon asked:

Did Shadwell not refer to Crowley as a Southern pansy in the show cos David is Scottish?

No, he didn’t refer to him as a Southern Pansy in the show because that is how he describes Aziraphale, in the show and in the book.

[neil-gaiman]

drydenforbes-blog asked:

You mentioned that you and Terry Pratchett each had a different idea for how Aziraphale looked. Is Michael Sheen's version more like Terry's, yours, or maybe something in the middle (or completely new)? Absolutely loved the show by the way!

Terry’s was more like Brian Dennehy, mine was more like Michael Palin. We compromised on the late Peter Sellers playing both Crowley and Aziraphale. Michael Sheen is his own man. Or in this case, his own angel.