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“tv aziraphale wasn’t as much of a bastard as book aziraphale” i don’t know what show you watched but i watched the one where he climbed into a bathtub in a godawful 1920s swimsuit, grinned as he splashed holy water at the entire amassed unholy hosts of hell just for the pure fun of making them jump, called one of his bosses, the archangel michael, “dude,” criticised hell’s decor right to beelzebub’s face, deleted someone’s ritz reservation so he and crowley could go be gay there together, blatantly lied repeatedly, and attempted to fire a gun at an eleven-year-old

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I just love thinking about the scene where Crowley and Aziraphale hit Anathema from Anathema’s point of view. A bickering gay couple (one who’s wearing sunglasses at night) hits her and her bicycle with a car from the 1920s in the middle of the night. The bicycle and her are perfectly fine. The gay couple offer to drive her home, Bicycle Race by Queen is playing. One second her bike has new gears, the next it doesn’t. They drop her off. One calls the bike a “velocipede.” She was so confused by it all she forgot her super special book, poor thing. 

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