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assiraphales

crowely’s way of tempting/inconveniencing humanity isn’t flashy or dramatic. it’s thought out and planned, its annoying and long lasting. its a traffic inducing highway. its taking down the phone lines for an evening. its not switching paint ball guns with real guns so that a dozen people almost kill each other, but miraculously survive. conclusion? crowley was big mad that he and aziraphale got shot…..but mostly that zira got upset about the stain on his jacket

assiraphales

crowley usually: I’m going to sprinkle in some minor mischief, widespread nuances, and if I’m feeling a little bit naughty, I might even dabble in infrastructure

crowley when aziraphale has been Bothered: near death experience for you, near death experience for you, and hey near death experience and life long trauma for you too!!!!!!

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Crowley: "I'm not CUTE! YOU'RE CUTE!"

Aziraphale: "wha-! Crowley the books!"

Then there is a paused moment - as Aziraphale chooses to catch and hold Crowley. Who said who was cute now began to echo and neither angel or demon were processing this strange confession properly. The book shop was quiet, and Crowley found his limbs tensing around Aziraphale - rather too worried to let go for the moment as he felt his face burning. What fresh hell was this??? Ah; mortification.

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