No, said Aziraphale, it's ineffable.

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strawbebehmod

SNUG! THE! SNAKE!

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theexorcisedpunk

Love letter

Since Aziraphale doesn’t call Crowley Anthony, I thought it’d be funny if he forgot who AJC was and flipped ~~shit~~ while aziraphale is like “I love u”

(My art)

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hollisartsblog

crowley wants love!!

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jeremiebrett

I still think it’s hilarious that Crowley canonically slept for decades and centuries just because he could and apparently not a single one of his superiors tried to interfere? They’re known to demand regular updates of his demonic activities and apparently Crowley’s absence doesn’t make a difference at all. Crowley really is a shitty demon and I love him

ineffabilum

I like to think Aziraphale spent the century filling out Hell’s paperwork just so Crowley wouldn’t get in trouble. Like, Crowley wakes up 86 years later with a commendation for the Crimean War and Aziraphale just says, “Oh, er, yes. Funny story. I might have signed your name to the Battle of Balaclava.”

szczepter

#good omens #this is even funnier in the miniseries canon #they have a huge fight and don’t talk for decades #and az keeps angrily and lovingly making sure crowley doesn’t get fired #also i know nothing about the crimean war

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck

He just sends them a memo saying he’s working on something really big and complicated and it’ll all go to pot if the humans he’s schmoozing suspect he’s a demon, so don’t expect to hear from him for a few decades but he promises it’ll be great. Then once he rolls out of bed, he just grabs a few political science texts and biographies of recently-deceased politicians who look sufficiently bastardy and starts taking credit for everything.

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