[gauntletto]

The Truth has to be told and I’m the one to tell It.
xDD Something obvious but still hilarious af xdd

[bullet-farmer]

Gabriel: Gabriel loves… BEELZEBUB!

Gabriel: Gabriel loves… PORNOGRAPHY!

Gabriel: Gabriel loves–

(Aziraphale waves at him awkwardly.)

Gabriel: …extrajudicial barbecues.

[cloverthegrand]

Beez and the smuggest Gabe ever istg 

[enby-distortion]

[enby-distortion]

it’s hot it’s fresh it’s THE DYNAMIC

[ineffableplan]

aziraphale-is-ace:

constancecream:

niceprophecies:

niceprophecies:

Congratulations 🍼

Originally posted by mizgnomer

[enby-distortion]

Beelzebub fucks but never says a word about it.

Gabriel, on the other hand, throws himself an ‘I lost my virginity’ party with a custom cake that no one eats.

[neil-gaiman]

tigerisout asked:

Hey so Amazon provides ICE with technology to track, detain, and deport immigrants (sources in another ask). Judging from your Tumblr posts, tweets, and general writing, I think you have a liberal stance on immigration. I was wondering if you would consider removing the popular and amazing TV show Good Omens from Amazon Prime and moving it to another streaming site, in solidarity? I understand that immigration itself, the rights of the show, etc, are complicated but I still wanted to suggest it.

The simplest answer is, Terry Pratchett and I sold the rights to make a Good Omens TV show to the BBC, who then sold the rights to the Good Omens TV show to Amazon, who paid for Good Omens to be made and co-own it with the BBC. So neither I, nor the Pratchett Estate, nor even the BBC would be able to do anything like that, I’m afraid.

[neil-gaiman]

stidean asked:

Mr. Gaiman, sir. I've asked before but it was lost in the shuffle, or perhaps you didn't feel like answering, but I might as well try again. I have, since I was 16 or 17, when I first read Sandman, wondered about the first Despair. What happened to her, who was it that killed her, why, and what was the vengeance the Eternals rightfully took on him? While on the subject, why does Despair hate Dream so much? It can't just be cause they lost a bet regarding the life of America's first Emperor. 1/2

There are answers, or more answers anyway, in SANDMAN: Endless Nights, especially in the Heart of a Dream story. And in SANDMAN: Overture.

[neil-gaiman]

appliedcontext asked:

How did you come up with the name Aziraphale? Is it one that you made up that sounds 'angel-y' or it a reference to something? Also, thankyouthankyouthankyou for this amazing work!!!!!

I’m afraid Terry named Aziraphale. There are interviews I’ve linked to here in the past where he talks about the name, but you’ll need to find them yourself.

[elodieunderglass]

[jayrockin]

I drew Hieronymus Bosch’s certified Very Good Boy, brought to my attention by @routezeros on twitter. Gave him a sucker fish mouth because it seemed appropriate.

PATREON | KO-FI