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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
neil-gaiman

sheisquiteacommonfairy asked:

Hello Mr. Gaiman! Will you be attending the San Diego Comic Con this year? (I'm asking because my husband will be tabling with his partner on a comic they just put out and I plan on asking him to seek you out and beg you on bended knee for an autograph for me.) Thank you for being you!

I’m not. After three years of needing to be there for Good Omens and American Gods, I’m enjoying Not Being There this year. I’m being a dad, and getting some writing done instead.

formerly-makingstarsshine

DS9 Garak fans!!!!

So faceapp is viral, and I was bored, but LOOK:

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I can just see baby faced Garak, in full Obsidian order mode, just DRAGGING a Cardassian politician or something because they insinuated that they disagreed with him 😂 like

“Oh? Is that so? Well perhaps you misunderstood our dynamic, you see I am not one of your common colleagues with whom you can debate on what the best course of action is, no, I am the man who says jump, to which your only response should follow along the lines of ’yes sir’ or possibly ’how high?’. Now I do hope I’ve made myself abundantly clear, as I have another appointment to be getting to, and I don’t quite have time to carve it into your skull, although I would be happy to come back to do so if the misunderstanding persists.”

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vampires who go to college for a history degree b/c they weren’t paying attention and want to know what they missed over the last 5 centuries

sprinklesparkletwittertwatter

Yes, but what about the vampires that were newly turned and want to study history so that they can talk with older vampires and not feel left out. Or the ones that want to pretend that they are super old to freak people out then when someone asks how long they’ve been a vampire that can be like “Like 5 years dude”

thatsnicebutimmarried

“How old are you?”
“17.”
“How long have you been 17?”
“Like four months.”

thewritehag

Would it be like being a convert to a new religion and just being so hyped about the culture and stuff, so they go and learn all this history just so they can have a conversation with a 5 centuries old vampire who just goes, “…wut?”

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“you lived in england during the Battle of Hastings? who did you side with? did you ever meet William the Conqueror?”

“um I think I spent that century as a bog hermit….collected leeches for a living…good money in leeches”

animhey

you suck blood for a living you’re basically already a fucking leech you dipshit

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE A LIVING WAGE OFF OF THAT, HUH???

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YEA BECAUSE YOU TRY GOING UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY “i can suck the sick blood away” AND THEN NOT BE BURNT AT THE STAKE, OR RUN OUT OF TOWN OR SOMETHING

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…that would explain the blood-letting trend though

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