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schmergo

Some say that the Greeks coined the term ‘barbarian’ because foreigners who didn’t speak Greek sounded like they were saying ‘bar bar bar.’

Theory: what if the first ‘barbarians’ that the Greeks happened upon were simply the Beach Boys in a brief yet dramatic time slip, performing their hit tune “Barbara Ann.” Sample lyrics: “Bar bar bar, bar, Barbara Ann. Bar bar bar, bar Barbara Ann…”

It wouldn’t be TERRIBLY improbable. After all, they get around.

schmergo

An associate of mine posits that the Beach Boys were the Sea Peoples who caused the collapse of the Bronze Age