[softer-omens]

While we’re pretending.

[moki-dokie]

iamnotyourmusebitch-deactivated asked:

Which one eats ice cream seductively to try and fluster the other person?? Discuss.

aziraphale eats ice cream seductively but he doesn’t even fucking realize it, the absolute idiot. he just doesn’t get why crowley gets so weird around him with ice cream and figures the demon just doesn’t like it or something.

until, perhaps, someone points it out.

and THEN he starts doing it on purpose.

[dalekpropaganda]

[chemical-dalek]

New leaked doctor who episode screenplay

The doctor: all of my companions, all of my greatest foes,the time lords even the writers themselves all gathered on one planet, in this one arena,,, but why? For what purpose?

The intro plays and the episode’s title is shown

“The Roast of the doctor”

By Steven moffat and russel t davies

Dalek 1: Us daleks have no concept of ugliness but we will make an exeption for you

[aduckwithears]

[tio-trile]

Good Omens TV Episode 3 comments/doodles. I accidentally made this one entirely A/C sorry not sorry

[aduckwithears]

Ok so we KNOW the Bentley ships it… But what if the bookshop does too? Like books just appear in prominent spots (a healthy amount of Jane Austen, some Wilde, a collection of the Romantic poets) and Aziraphale can’t for the life of him remember moving them around. He blames Crowley who just looks equally baffled and reminds the angel that books aren’t really his thing. This continues, increasing in obviousness (to anyone other than THEM of course) until it is just this book. Everywhere they look.

(x)

Also if anyone is any good at photoshop I… see an opportunity

[aduckwithears]

Ok so… if Aziraphale and Crowley haven’t spoken between the St. James Park and Blitz Church scene (according to the script book they haven’t spoken in 100 years), and at this point the Bentley is a relatively NEW car… then if he takes Crowley up on his offer of a lift, this is the first time Aziraphale has ridden in it. Which just, idk, seems like an awful lot for our poor angel - not only has he had LOVE dropped on his head like a ton of bricks… but then they go for a spin in the Bentley?? For the first time?? Wow ok, don’t mind me, just over here having more feelings.

[aduckwithears]

[tinsnip]

Ooh, ooh, okay, ficspo:

So you know how Aziraphale and Crowley switch bodies, because they’re pretty sure they know how Heaven and Hell will punish them?

What if they guessed wrong?

“So, what’s it to be,” says Azi!Crowley, “an eternity in the deepest pit?”

“For starters,” says Dagon.

Meanwhile, Crow!Aziraphale is Falling. Again. This time around, he can enjoy the view. Unfortunately, it’s shit.

Even the boiling pool of sulfur is a bit meh the second time.

He pulls himself out, brushes himself off. He scents the air. Brimstone, of course, but also: Angel In Pain.

“Riiiight,” he says, and snaps his fingers, and now ‘Aziraphale’ is wearing sunglasses and a Pissed Off Expression. “That’s going to stop right about now.”

Good Omens 2, electric boogaloo: Crowley tips Hell over and shakes it out to rescue his angel. And also: bodyswap.

[tinsnip]

ooooh BONUS ROUND

aziraphale doesn’t want to let hell know they haven’t got crowley

if they know they’ll go LOOKING for him

he’s going to get tortured anyway. an angel in the depths of hell? a pitiful creature. he can at least spare crowley this.

aaaaaaangst~~~

[everentropy]

I want you all to know I am working on this now but like… I keep getting ideas for different versions…. STILL I will have something soonish…

[ao3feed-goodomens]

The Weirdest Book Shop I’ve Ever Been To

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2YWO0T6

by Joanne_Lupin

“Any of you from London? Yeah? Any of you been to A. Z. Fell’s? Yeah, that’s some weird fucking shit.”

Words: 920, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
• Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Characters: Original Female Character(s), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
• Additional Tags: Unconventional Format, Stand-Up Comedy, POV Outsider, Snake!Crowley - Freeform, Comedy

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2YWO0T6

[good-omens-fan-comics]

[sentaart]

I saw these glasses and they just screamed Crowley 😈

[softer-omens]

It means no worries, for the rest of your days.