thatdemonboi asked:
re: crowley nominating aziraphale for Queer Eye: Aziraphale nominated Crowley too, so the fab 5 are like “these two are disasters we’re helping them at the same time”. Like. Please imagine Antoni learning that Az is all carbs but Crowley doesn’t eat ANYTHING. And Tan trying to get Crowley into something other than black? while simultaneously trying to update Aziraphale’s wardrobe to the 21st century.
What? This is the first time I realize TV!Crowley doesn’t eat onscreen??? ÇDOSKDPASLDD He eats in the book? I remember a joke about him having angel cake and Aziraphale having deviled eggs.
BUT YES GOD IMAGINE KARAMO TRYING TO GO DEEP INTO A FEW OF CROWLEY’S 1.000.000.000.00 ISSUES. Karamo doesn’t have enough time to fix Crowley, oh dear. Jonathan and his hair would be best friends.









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