[imogen-theimaginedcat]

[patricianandclerk]

“Crowley, what does the J stand for?”

“Hm?”

“The J, Crowley. In your name. What does it stand for?”

“Oh, it’s just, you know, a J. You add a nice J into the name, adds a bit of rhythm.”

“You did just fine as Anthony Crowley for two hundred years. Why do you suddenly need a J?”

“I don’t have to explain myself to you, angel, I’m a–”

“Oh, my dear. It stands for James, doesn’t it?”

“What? No, I don’t know why you’d–”

“Is this why you bought those silly stickers? I thought they looked ridiculous in the car window–”

“They’re not ridiculous! They’re fun–”

“You named yourself after James Bond, that’s rather sweet–”

“It isn’t sweet! I’m not sweet! I’m a foul fiend, a demonic heathen, a–”

“You’re adorable.”

“Oh, shut up.”

…

“Do you introduce yourself as Crowley, Anthony Cr–”

“Shut up!”

[imogen-theimaginedcat]

[lieutenant-sapphic]

sure aziraphale and crowley are “fictional characters” but my friend just saw an oldass black bentley driving around with a ‘just married’ sticker on it and honestly who else could it be

[lieutenant-sapphic]

for all the nonbelievers.

(the friend in question is absolute legend @piperpancakes so go check her blog out)

[strangelyineffable]

[cokaen]

don’t touch he plant

[senselessconjuration]

So my best friend hadn’t read the book and she got to discover this phrase for the first time.

[laniidae-passerine]

God does Zumba Thursdays with the Archangels

[julielilac]

Crowley: *saving books*

Aziraphale: ♡__♡

[allieycosta]

Source: Unknown, discovered on the Facebook page ‘Dr. Who and the Tardis’

[sleepingwithdragons]

‪I care about three things: Lucifer, Crowley, and Aziraphale. In other words, if you are not an angel residing on Earth I have literally zero interest.

[foxglovedforest]

Crowley and Zira are on the opposite ends of the NB spectrum, respectively.

Crowley’s more like: gender? I love gender. Sprinkle more gender onto this- whoop everything fell in. Make everything gender.

While Zira’s like: Gender?

[empyrealhesper]

aziraphale saying sadly, 

“you go too fast for me, crowley”