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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
trusthimhesadoctor imogen-theimaginedcat
yeetersofthelostcities

book crowley, rolling up to the airbase: oh hi aziraphale. nice dress or whatever. im so goddamn tired ugh

tv crowley: what is UP my beautiful angel i see you found a new body. i love that dress and you. i brought that book you needed- oh what’s that? this horrid little man won’t let you in? stand back, love of my life, light of my existence, angel of my days, this is finna get ugly-

iwilltrytobereasonable wagnetic
ariaste

hi sorry i just realized something and now I am speculating about whether Crowley keeps houseplants and yells at them as a reframing device/coping mechanism to deal with the repressed trauma of Falling (read: being cast out of the Garden?)

like here he is, being INTENSE PERFECTIONIST AND CONTROL FREAK (in a way that he isn’t, in the rest of his life) and the second one of his plants shows a flaw, even a single leaf spot, he puts it down the garbage disposal, discarding it the way he felt he was discarded????

crowley, go to therapy

go to therapy, crowley

(or possibly he did go to therapy and the therapist was the one who suggested he get a hobby like gardening and he twitched a bit and went “mmm yeah Gardening, right. i can go make a Garden for myself sure. right. it’ll be very therapeutic.” it is not very therapeutic, it is just picking at an old scab)

HE’S NOT YELLING AT THE PLANTS, HE’S YELLING AT HIMSELF

zetablarian

No.

thebibliosphere

Hey Alex, quick question, who gave you the right and second of all *incoherent sobbing*

ariaste

I’M SORRY

ariaste

FOLLOW UP: imagine how Crowley feels when Aziraphale comes into his flat and looks at his objects of self-externalization plants and loves them and coos over them and praises them and gives Crowley a stern look and says he shouldn’t be so mean to the poor things, they’re doing their best

imagine how that feels, imagine how it feels to have someone take the punching bag you’ve taped your own face to, and instead they hug it, how fucking gobsmacked would you be about that

The kids have some good meta these days
trusthimhesadoctor julielilac
sonseulsoleil

The way Michael Sheen delivers the line “to the world” is Too Much. Like who asked him to look at Crowley with the Softest, Warmest look before saying “to the world” in a voice overflowing with love because what he really means is “to us” and “I love you” and “I’m so glad the world didn’t end and we have more time together” and “you’re my world” and I just. I’m not okay.