Hehe:D
ok but listen
crowley letting aziraphale drive the bentley and aziraphale puttering along at a snail’s pace while crowley is like “you can go a bit faster… you can- you can really speed up a bit more” while aziraphale completely ignores him and just points at things through the window like “oh i didn’t realize there was a bakery there, that must be new” and finally crowley is like “you know what? i’ll just speed it up myself” and the car starts accelerating while aziraphale covers his eyes and shouts “don’t! don’t!” and crowley does all the driving with his mind while he’s in the passenger seat
when they get where they’re going aziraphale is like “i’m never driving again” and crowley is like “you were barely driving this time”

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