[noirandchocolate]

[chuckdrawsthings]

changing

[cosmictuesdays]

[aziraphalesbian]

in a world slightly to the left this is aziraphale and gabriel

[durch-hali]

Crowley: you okay?

Aziraphale, crying: yeah it was just these onions

Crowley, to the onions: what the fuck did you say to him

[good-omens-fanart]

[lunaainsworth-art]

While other demons have animals on their heads, Crowley has Aziraphale on his head 😚 (In Vietnam when someone say they put their partner on their head, it means that they respect their partner a lot and will do anything for their partner.)

[thegoodomensdumpster]

They went to a party because there was free rare wine there.

[good-omens-fan-comics]

[thegoodomensdumpster]

The drama !

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: “Hang on guys I gotta poop again.”

Players, as the DM is in the bathroom: *Singing “DM in the sky keeps on dumping” to the tune of Wheel in the Sky by Journey*

[azira-crow]

[punkfaery]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[punkfaery]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[punkfaery]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[thebibliosphere]

I would read this in its entirety.

[bunjywunjy]

[juenavei]

what if diglett and dugtrio were just a wormy mole[s] ???

[gayglitterqueen]

texting omens (23/?)