coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
Nothing can convince me that Aziraphale isn’t on the aromantic and/or asexual spectrum.
Seriously.
Only we can be that oblivious to and misunderstand the feelings of someone saying “run away with me and we can live happily together,” and thinking oh maybe we might be friends or something.
Current sexuality: Aziraphale-as-Crowley lolling in a bathtub, splashing holy water at demons.
“i never as’ed to be a dem’n. i’s jus’ mindin my own business un’ day and then- OAaaaaH lookie here, is’ lucifer and the guhysaaaayy oh yAheh- food ha’n’t been tha’ good lately…. didn’t have anythin on, for the res’ of the afternoon…… next thing i- uhm ptff, doin a million light year freestyle dive into- pool of boiling sulfur- ,,u,,,h ,,,, aziraphale,,”
Anthony J. Crowley, Literal Hellfire Demon
What if demons and angels can fuse (like in steven universe), but since none of them dance, it never happenned.
Except Crowley and Aziraphale know how to dance, and one day it happen, they fuse and they’re like, so confused, or felt something like that was possible and just pushed their luck to find out.
(Also maybe it hapenned before between Ligur and Hastur, but they freaked out and never mentionned it to anyone.)
Aziaraphael: I don’t even like you!
Crowley: You do-
Azirapheael: I love you
Crowley: oh
Aziraphael:
Crowley:
Crowley: Well, obviously



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