[thegoodomensdumpster]

Anonymous asked:

What I want now: Someone questioning the disparity in physical attractiveness between Gabriel and Sandalphon, and Gabriel being like 'haha I know, right, I'm a very lucky man', NO idea that by human physical standards he is in fact the hottie.

patricianandclerk answered:

HONESTLY THIS WOULD HAPPEN EVERY SINGLE TIME

liliemsharpe:

💓💓

Gabriel “likes the clothes” and does sports to take care of his shape, he has a tarnish of vanity that Sandalphon doesn’t have at all, which indeed makes Sandalphon more attractive by angels’ standards.

[asparklethatisblue]

Must be hard, competing with actual snakes

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[moki-dokie]

[transziraphale]

[image description: drawing of aziraphale and crowley from good omens. aziraphale is aimlessly chatting, when crowley suspiciously sniffs something. aziraphale turns to him and asks him “crowley, are you even listening to anything that I’m saying”, but crowley doesn’t really hear him, zoning in on his neck. in the last panel, crowley ducks forward and licks aziraphale’s neck - to smell him like a snake]

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[bunjywunjy]

[turkwriter]

You, a fool: George R.R. Martin writes nothing but sadness and created A Song of Ice and Fire just to break people’s hearts and destroy their souls with crushing scenes of character death and horrible things happening to those who survived.

Me, an intellectual: George R.R. Martin named three successive generations of House Tully after Muppets.

[thegoodomensdumpster]

[devilsss-dyke-deactivated202202]

Say what you want about him, but I think Shadwell's absolutely atrocious demon recognizing skills are probably the highlight of his character.

Like, man literally tracked down the demonic colleague of his dead prison buddy, took one look at him, and immediately decided he would do whatever he wanted of him, and for some reason assumed he was a regular human despite everything.

Then 50-ish years later, he sees what looks like a man with an odd light show in his bookshop and immediately thinks, "Ah yes, a demon who seduces women to do his bidding. I must do something about this," with literally no clues to point toward any of that which he was accusing him of.

That's peak irony right there.

[thegoodomensdumpster]

[plusdesu03]

He said it.

[micromultiverse]

[biolegend]

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Image from https://twitter.com/hndrixlamar.

[moki-dokie]

[edensmeden]

Early morning

the only reason crowley’s not freaking out about the time is because he doesnt know what time it is

[trusthimhesadoctor]

[draceanateeth]

The bench in St. James’s Park

[a-zira-fell]