[knitblr]

I’m packing to move

And I put my yarn in those plastic zipper bags that are supposed to be for comforters…it took five of them and I’m still finding random skeins around my apartment.

This is after having pared down my stash.

[normal-horoscopes]

tostittios asked:

Caretaker I feel that i’ll never be satisfied with life. That i’ll always be hoping, wishing, for something “better”, even if what i have is objectively good enough I offer a straw hat, a silver ring, and the sound of a stone dropping into a well

A SMALL KNIFE BEING TURNED OVER IN THE SUNSHINE AND A BUNDLE OF STRING 

[normal-horoscopes]

Anonymous asked:

caretaker, im worried I one day won't be okay with the loneliness I've settled into, but won't be able to fix it. All I have to give is a close friend's painting and a heart: seldom used, never broken.

A SMALL BUNDLE OF PVC PIPES AND A SWING SET

[normal-horoscopes]

lhinelle asked:

caretaker, is it worth sacrificing your life: knowing you're not with "the one" for a partnership that's mostly good enough and stable? I offer the dirt under my nails, the half forgotten song lingering in the back of ones head, and kisses never given

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “THE ONE” LOVE CAN BE FOUND ANYWHERE 

[good-omens-fanart]

[murchanski]

A quick warmup thing. There’s gonna be more, much more of him and his ethereal husband. :)

[windmillcrusader]

[thorsbian]

Happy pride month here’s a list of my finest moments as yr friendly neighborhood lesbian flight attendant

• When a guy at the hotel bar whom i thought was being nice and genuinely wanted to talk abt superheroes suggestively asked what my room number was and i, in shock, replied “gay”
• When a man on the plane grabbed my necklace (a musketball, roughly the circumference of a quarter) and loudly asked “is that a ball gag?” And i, in shock, replied “no im gay”
• When a ramper gave his number to the gate agent and told her to give it to me and i said “oh no tell him im gay” and she laughed and said “yea i get that” and i said “no i really am gay” bc heaven forbid she think im straight lol and she said “yea me too”
• When a 12yo boy confessed to me that he was nervous abt coming out to his dad as trans so i had a 2 hr long conversation w him and gave him 20 bags of pretzels
• When a butch lesbian asked if i was local and i said “no im just here for the night” and she said “oh, what kind of a night do you want it to be? 😘”
• When i told the other FA (straight woman, 40s) i was gay and she immediately launched into an emotional story about the sapphic love affair she had at an away camp when she was 18
• When my captain told me he was in a ldr and i said “oh me too” and he said “yeah, my partner’s a man tho” and i said “oh mine’s a woman” and he had a look of surprised gay elation
• When the whole crew went out for drinks and realized all but one of us were lgbt and we all turned to the (straight) captain and he looked like this: 😬
• When a butch ramp agent found out i was gay and gave me her number and i said “oh im taken” and she said “that’s fine i just need more gay friends”
• When i came out to my (straight) captain and he said “but……you don’t wear pants…”
• When i (drunk) and my first officer (drunk) started gushing abt how much we love our girlfriends and our captain (not drunk) said “you two should have a double wedding” so we spent the rest of the night planning one and made a joint wedding registry on amazon

[notjustaclone]

[bethanythemartian]

The Mountains of Mourning was my introduction to Miles Vorkosigan (this exact link since I didn’t have any money at the time- it’s a legit link to read for free at Baen Books) and it’s probably one of the soberest stories about him (most of his adventures get pretty wild and humorous even when there’s sobering moments or even the occasional fucking gutpunch) and it comes really early in the Saga.

Also, Bujold is excellent at making all of the stories stand alone, unto themselves, while still working together as a series. This is the first time I’ve attempted to sit down and read them all, in the order they occur (not the order they were published), and I’m only doing it because I want to, not because there’s any particular need to.

[good-omens-fanart]

[hitorimaron]

“ineffable”

[snack-size-shakespeare]

“Pluck up, my heart, and be sad.”

“Pluck up, my heart, and be sad,” (Much Ado V.1) is such a beautiful way to describe that feeling of accepting and embracing grief. Like, “yes, it is right that to feel sad now. Let go and allow yourself to experience this feeling.”

[cosmictuesdays]

[miserablelittlesmugbastard]

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss

[bruhgender]

causing a ruckus

[scrabblezard]

My client pleads not guilty on three charges of being back on his bullshit

[crumplelush]

Being an “incorrigible rogue” was a criminal offence in the UK until 2013 when it was finally repealed