[lonicera-caprifolium]

when your husband wears your extra shirts to sleep, though

[superdogbiter]

Aziraphale:”Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater.”

Crowley’s phone:[Auto-reply] “I’m driving right now, I’ll get back to you later.”

Crowley:[Checking his phone later] “Fuck you”

[salhazar]

The thing that bilinguals do where they can’t remember a word in one language so they say it in another language?? That but Crowley and Aziraphale saying an old word or phrase that doesn’t exist anymore

[ineffable-nerds]

What if after the Notpocalypse, Crowley convinces Aziraphale that they should start appearing to random people full on biblical style in order to have the final say against their respective bosses? Like, they’ve been on Earth for ages doing all sorts of stuff, so you can’t tell me that they never got to deliver messages to people for their respective head offices. So like, as a joke they should just start telling them to do weird shit bc what could irritate Beelzebub and Gabriel more than being discredited (but also it would be hilarious).

And Aziraphale is like “No, we couldn’t possibly, that’s absurd” but eventually caves to pouty snake face, bc they’re like that.

Except that humans now have these little things called camera phones. The first person to capture it posts it on Twitter. Crowley is telling him that he should build a boat because its going to rain for 40 days again and he’s been chosen by the almighty Ronald McDonald as the survivor. His wings are out, but he’s chosen to wear a flower crown from a dollar store. They’re in a rainforest. The video is captioned ‘it’s already been raining for 50 days, but I guess I’d better go to home depot’. Aziraphale is in the background somewhere giggling.

The next time it’s Aziraphale’s turn and he’s got a pair of those cheap fairy wings made with panty hose and wire on to go with his halo and dozen eyes. He’s telling an In ‘n Out employee that Satan would really appreciate it if she would send down a double order of animal style fries and a milkshake because running Hell is thirsty business. Crowley has fallen off one of the stools at the counter because he’s laughing so hard

[anonymouslylovesyou]

Crowley(drunk af): I love you so much

Aziraphale: I love you too

Crowley: This is real

Aziraphale: I know

Crowley: You’re my husband

Aziraphale: You’re my husband

Crowley: You married me in front of people

Aziraphale: I know I was there

[jewish-harley-quinn]

Gabriel: have you been fraternizing with a demon?

Aziraphale: *wearing matching pajamas with Crowley while fully laying on top of him watching a movie together with his head on Crowley’s chest* NO! What a preposterous notion!

[artaline]

it ain’t fiction just a natural fact

[tremendoussandwichchaos]

Since musicians can see when you add their song to a playlist on Spotify, I sometimes wonder what they think when the read the playlists names. They are probably 3000 Destiel, Ineffable Husbands or Hannigram playlists featuring “I found” by Amber Run and 1000 other playlists named “I am an ethereal piece of moss now” that are just Hozier’s entire discography.

[dark-and-endless-sky]

Losing faith.

[aziraphales-demon]

Any Good Omens post ever: …gay…

Michael Sheen, gasping: you’re- you’re so right