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Good Omens | The Angel of the East Gate meets his first serpent.
assiraphales
while I don’t mind the sexpert aziraphale virgin crowley theory that’s been floating around my own personal headcanon is that they are both Unexperienced, & their first kisses are with each other after the almost armageddon, though it almost doesn’t constitute as a kiss cause it’s just them mashing their faces together for .00001 seconds and Blushing
tenoko1
Crowley: *aggressively banging phone against the desk*
Aziraphale: Don’t be mean to the poor thing! How would you like it if I banged you against the desk??
Crowley:
Aziraphale:
Crowley: I don’t know the right answer to that question…
ebonyheartnet
ebonyheartnet
So apparently Crowley filled out Gabriel’s Fandom Wiki in Good Omens, because:
[image description: a screenshot of the Good Omens Fandom Wiki for Gabriel, that says the following: “Also Known As: Annoying, The Dude Crowley Almost Threw Hands With, Capitalist Gabe, Capitalist Scum, Stupid American” /end ID]
“Personality: To Be Added”
-Good Omens Fandom Wiki for Gabriel
Petition to never update this section, ever, because I’m fucking dying over here thinking about Crowley looking at this and saying, “Sounds about right.”
ebonyheartnet
tinsnip
how many angels can fuck on the head of a pin
Over the years a huge number of theological man-hours have been spent debating the famous question:
How Many Angels Can Fuck on the Head of a Pin?
In order to arrive at an answer, the following facts must be taken into consideration:
Firstly, angels simply don’t fuck. It’s one of the distinguishing characteristics that marks an angel. They may approve of one possible result of the human proclivity for procreation, namely: more humans, but they don’t feel the urge to get in on the action. So, none.
At least, nearly none. Aziraphale had learned to fuck in a discreet gentlemen’s club in Portland Place, in the late 1880s, and while he had initially taken to it like a duck to merchant banking, after a while he had become quite good at it, and was quite put out when, some decades later, the club closed down for good.
So providing the fucking was within a gentleman’s club, and providing that he had a suitable partner (also able, for the sake of argument, both to fuck, and to do it on the head of a pin), the answer is a straightforward one.
Then again, you might just as well ask how many demons can fuck on the head of a pin. They’re of the same original stock, after all. And at least they fuck. [Although it’s not what you and I would call fucking. Not good fucking anyway. A demon fucks like a white band on “Soul Train.”]
(with apologies to Sers Gaiman and Pratchett)
“A demon fucks like a white band on ‘Soul Train.’”
You can’t say that without warning my asthmatic ass, because I’m fucking wheezing
Also, Crowley wants you to turn on your location @tinsnip. He just wants to talk.
He’d better catch up with Pterry and Gneil first, as they started it… this is an almost direct paraphrase of the section about dancing from the book!
No doubt he’s already highfived Terry at some point, and Neil probably got at least a fist bump, but you had the gaul to say it like this 😂
miamikurasan
i listened to sugar song and bitter step ONCE and thought of drawing these two
individual frames here
petimetrek
Anonymous asked:
I kind of wish that you uplifted black artists in the fandom instead of constantly trying to overshadow them and be the person "known" for drawing gomens as poc and getting all the notes. I actually thought you were black at a point and I sent an ask because I was happy to find another black artist and you literally never said anything about it. I know you updated your description at some point but I never saw that and it feels like you're taking up a space that non white artists should have.
I???? what? overshadow?? How is my fault that people reblog or like my art? Also, it’s true that I don’t check the blog of EVERY artist, but I try to reblog art from people who draw them as POC? And when I feel confident enough I even send asks saying that I like their versions.
Btw, I post selfies every month or so, is not that I’m hiding I’m white? and about that ask, yes, I answered it and said I wasn’t black?
If you don’t believe me here’s the link to the post
I can understand why you are angry, but saying that, somehow and at some point, I wanted people to think I was black is just disgusting. So, in your opinion, the only solution is that I should stop posting art? ok, cool.
neil-gaiman
belindarimbi13 asked:
"Sorry! Ow! Consecrated ground! It’s like being at the beach in bare feet," Crowley said as he walked like his feet were on fire. If this is how he walked in the consecrated ground like church, how could he bear walking in the heaven itself while also keeping his facade as Aziraphale? He looked so collected. Is it because Crowley really was that powerful (in enduring the pain, for that matters) or heaven had never been a consecrated place?
On the basis that the demon who brings the hellfire doesn’t have any problems walking around Heaven, and Michael has no trouble in Hell, I think that Heaven and Hell are places that angels and demons can walk.
fishyfishyfishtimes
