this is how crowley changed haircut
Good old fashioned lover boy absolutely should have been in there somewhere
“Dining at the Ritz, we’ll meet at 9:00 precisely; I will pay the bill, you taste the wine…”
A Susurration of Serpents
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by Vulgarweed
Inspired by this breathtaking thread at fail_fandomanon. If the originator of this idea wants to come forward, please do and I will give all the due credit and maybe buy you lunch sometime.
Aziraphale wanders in on Crowley having some quality time with himself, as only he can.
Words: 666, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
- Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Additional Tags: Masturbation, Xeno, Weird anatomy, Shapeshifting, scaly, Crowley is a Very Snaky Boy
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Crowley, you’re doing it wrong. Didn’t you ever learn about the yawn and stretch maneuver? Amateur.
Transcript: Aziraphale and Crowley seen from behind as if sitting on a park bench. Crowley is smirking and has one hand on Aziraphale’s back.
Aziraphale says “It would appear that there is a ‘devil’ on my shoulder.”
Crowley says “Damn right.”
what an excellent kaiju
Very polite, attempts to leave trees and fences intact. 10/10, would be invaded by again.
Omg this is so sweet
The new Godzilla movie looks awesome.











