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This place had no name, but it reminded the Student of the injuries she saw as a pit mechanic.

Some of knights would seek a blessing before battle, one that sent cell regeneration into overdrive. While under the effects they were nearly impossible to kill, but sometimes the blessing was almost too powerful. Wounds would seal shut like a zipper being pulled too fast, leaving the skin with a grainy, knotted, texture almost like driftwood. Bones would be shattered out of place, barely hanging on by skin and gristle, only to heal in place a moment later, jutting off at a right angle to the rest of the mangled limb. Gruesome, but alive. 

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linny-of-the-lakes:
“Admiral Miles Naismith Vorkosigan, Dendarii Free Mercenaries, commanding the flagship Triumph.
He’s really a real admiral, guys. Definitely not a manic teenager with 8,307 medical conditions and too much to prove. Those Dendarii?...
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Admiral Miles Naismith Vorkosigan, Dendarii Free Mercenaries, commanding the flagship Triumph.

He’s really a real admiral, guys. Definitely not a manic teenager with 8,307 medical conditions and too much to prove. Those Dendarii? Totally a whole fleet of ‘em. Really very not made-up. Also, he has some farmland to sell you in Vorkosigan Vashnoi. THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A SCAM. 

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suburban-justice

people literally unironically using OLD ENGLISH in their narrative in RP to look sophisticated here on tumblr dot hell is truly the funniest thing i have ever seen come out of the roleplay community and the funniest thing i ever expect to see. old english. old fucking english. and lo, sasuke did drink from that CUP , && enjoy’d his beverage. you think i’m joking but i’m not. i’m fucking not. the random all caps bold words were one thing but i truly draw the line at seeing the word “ne'er” in a description in a coffee shop AU for a harem anime. i can’t parse it. i go apeshit. i cannot handle seeing the goddamn sherriff of nottingham writing naruto porn. it truly is not in me and i’m just fucking waiting for it to circle back to latin

suburban-justice

happy 1 year to the post that slammed on the bicycle horn summoning signal for every clown within a 10 mile radius and sent them all honking into my notes with brilliant high school english insights like a herd of wildebeest trained specifically for carnival performances crossing the sahara