[sofacrawler]

[who-is-a-heretic-now]

hi welcome to my shitty edit of the text post me, @dykeiel @two-nipples-maybe-more @aziraphalesbian @emmalily did (wasn’t able to find the beginning and the end :/)

[thegoodomensdumpster]

[transziraphale]

[image description: drawing of hastur and crowley from good omens mimicking a scene from scott pilgrim vs the world.

hastur: tell it to the cleaning lady on monday

crowley: what?

hastur: because you’ll  be dust by monday.

crowley: umm…

hastur: because you’ll be pulverized in two seconds. and the cleaning lady? she cleans up - dust. she dusts.

crowley: so… so what’s on monday?

hastur: because it’s friday now. she has weekends off, so… ….monday, right?]

“Your fate will be whispered by mothers in dark places to frighten their young,” said Hastur, and then felt that the language of Hell wasn’t up to the job. “You’re going to get taken to the bloody cleaners, pal,” he added.

I was rereading the book and this passage made me think of this scene….

[wodehouseandcupcakes]

[satomichi]

♥ ♥ ♥

[plsd0ntfindthis]

Not be dramatic or anything, but I would die for this animal

[thegoodomensdumpster]

Nanny Crowley: now, listen very closely. One day you will meet the most annoying man on earth and he’ll be very excited to meet you

Baby Warlock: why will the—

Nanny Crowley: it doesn’t matter. All that matters is that you tell him that he smells like shit

Baby Warlock: ...like poo?

Crowley: yes, Warlock. Exactly like poo

[invisibleicewands]

“Delilah v.2″ 9 - ∞

[thegoodomensdumpster]

[wikigiuli]

I may need help

[thegoodomensdumpster]

[millerizo]

*God's voice* Ever since Crowley convinced Aziraphale to get a smartphone, the angel took advantage of its wide variety of features and applications.

Prequel to this comic of mine!

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[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[good-omens-fanart]

[woodlandcinnamonroll]

Hastur

[strangelyineffable]

[miriena]

He'll calm down in a few minutes 😇