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noirandchocolate
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU JV, FOR CONFIRMING EXACTLY WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG. NOT A KID. JUST THINKS FIGHTING WITH HUMAN KIDS IS A SMART USE OF HIS TIME. I have said. Exactly this. (Minus the ‘really stupid’ part.) A gazillion...

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THANK YOU JV, FOR CONFIRMING EXACTLY WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG. 

NOT A KID.

JUST THINKS FIGHTING WITH HUMAN KIDS IS A SMART USE OF HIS TIME.

I have said.  Exactly this.  (Minus the ‘really stupid’ part.)  A gazillion times.  And I was right.  So I didn’t even have to guess his exact age in Earth years correctly.  To win everything I’ve ever dreamed of.  Because this confirmation in unequivocal terms, that Zim is an adult and the joke of the show is that he IS an adult but is fighting with human children, was all I’ve ever wanted.

kidk says stuff gonna put some random tags on this to make sure there's more than 5 tags before i tag it because i don't want it in the official tag because I'm smart enough to not fight with internet children and internet children in the tags are already discoursing about 'but that's EARTH years he didn't say his age in IRKEN years!!' and still trying to argue he's a teenager 'by irken standards' when...teenagers up to 18 are still kids and jv just said 'isn't a kid' guys he said 'isn't a kid himself.'  that's unequivocal.  'isn't a kid.'  he didn't say 'isn't a kid in human terms.'  just 'isn't a kid.' he isn't a kid which means by inference that he's an adult. yes by irken standards too. why say 'isn't a kid' if this is up for debate invader zim
thegoodomensdumpster assiraphales
assiraphales

aziraphale is much more dangerous in the sense that he’s much more unpredictable. crowley likes to be annoying, drive fast, and lounge around angstily. his motivation is 100% aziraphale driven. that’s his weak spot. aziraphale is the deciding factor today tomorrow always. aziraphale on the other hand? that fucker is a WILD card. one minute he’s loyal af to heaven for 6000 yrs, tottering away in his bookstore with his little bow tie and little glasses and doing minor miracles, and then the next he’s crashing some seance & possessing a woman’s body. he’s flying a scooter to the apocalypse. hes got a GUN. he’s about to shoot a kid. by god aziraphale what are you doing i thought you were discorporated. holy hell hes gone absolute mad. there’s an earth loving rogue angel loose at armageddon and no one knows what he’s going to do next, least of all the angel !!!!

he's gOT A GUN good omens meta
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barduils

me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

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luftraptor

Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.

dusty-shenanigans

As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.

wolverinequeen

Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania. 

elodieunderglass

Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret

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