how many times do you think crowley has been mistaken for a vampire throughout history
aziraphale, in a letter: bram stoker has just released a novel about a vampire that is causing quite the sensation
crowley, who has had one or Two unpleasant run ins w the author: fucker
crowley, showing up at bram stoker’s door three days later: what am i standing in right now, bram? what do you call this? sunlight? are you thinking sunlight? if I was a vampire could I do this? huh? HUH?
bram stoker, whose dracula COULD walk outside during the day, sputtering, hiding behind his door: y-y-yaYES
Dracula was also strongly hinted to have romantic feelings for his English friend so he’s out here telling everyone Crowley’s business
Little watercolor sketch of a gorgeous old oak on the grounds of De Cordova Sculpture Park and Museum in Lincoln, MA.
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Upon encountering a dying vampire missing half his body:
Cleric: “Hey, a half-vampire!”
AU where crowley and aziraphale run away together to alpha centauri so they don’t have to deal with the apocalypse only they run into ten and he drags them back to earth and they all avert the apocalypse together
and aziraphale is going to explode because?? there???? are?? two of them????????
meanwhile crowley and the doctor don’t even notice the resemblance
Okay but, presumably on Alpha Centauri they would take on the physical forms of the locals…
…what I am saying is I wanna see Crowley and Aziraphale as a pair of bright green monocular hermaphrodite hexapods, a la “the Curse of Peladon” (and “the Monster of Peladon” and [SPOILER REDACTED])
Good God I have been waiting a MONTH for you to come to this.
Also yes, 10/10 would watch.
Solar eclipse, seen from orbit this week. @noaa
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On the list of things ABSOLUTELY NOBODY HAS EVER ASKED ME FOR. Here’s the dialogue from the TV show that the Young family are watching in Episode 3, before Adam heads off for an early night.
Wait so you wrote this and then someone acted it out and filmed it and then the actors had to act out watching it all for some background stuff???!!!
I love writing/creating
Not quite. (If I understand what you are asking correctly.) The actors acted watching a TV show. Then a year later, when we were doing the sound, Douglas the director asked me what they were watching, as we had a temporary soundtrack on of some thriller or other. So I wrote that, we recorded it with actors, and it’s mixed into the deep background of that scene…
(chuckle)
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Anathema, helping them fill out some forms of something: ok, next. So, education?
Aziraphale: oh, well, with the whole angelic knowledge and my books, I've never really bothere-
Crowley: I have seventeen degrees.
Anathema:
Aziraphale:
Crowley: being a minor inconvenience is much more difficult than you'd imagine.
Anathema:
Aziraphale:
Crowley: I can recite the periodic table backwards and draw you a schematic of a bridge, with estimated costs, on a pub napkin
turns out mr young was right calling him doctor because he has five PhDs
Someone: So, Mr Crowley-
Crowley: Doctor.
Someone: ...The Doctor?
Crowley: No. Dr Crowley.
Someone:
Crowley: of Sciences. Well, also medicine. Well also of literature.













