[july-19th-club]

• angua, drunk at the bunch of grapes: so...guys...thoughts on vetinari?
• carrot, not drunk, just confused (he learned what a thot was last week): the patrician has thots now?
• cheri, also drunk: crawling all over him like weevils

[fortangel]

[nest]

at my job we have to go through a training program that teaches us the library of congress classification system, and when i was first being trained my boss started to boot it up and she gave me a really anxious and guilty look and said “listen, i’m really sorry in advance, there’s nothing i can do about this, just…. just try to get through it” and i was like lol what’s she talking about and then the program loaded and i was greeted with a deliriously funny-looking photoshopped wizard with glowing eyes pointing at some intro message like “AH YES, JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD… APPRENTICE, YOU COME AT A TIME OF MOST DIRE NEED… YOU MUST LEARN OUR WAYS” and my boss just looked at me helplessly and was like “i’m so sorry. it’s like two hours long.”

thankfully it wasn’t an elaborate fever dream and i have found screenshots

[fortangel]

My library uses this exact training program for shelving. In anno domini 2019. I swear to Jesus.

[strangelyineffable]

peebls asked:

Crowley loves giving out temple smooches. As they walk through the park, his arm slung lazily along Aziraphale's shoulders. In the bookshop, while Aziraphale is entranced with a book and sat quite snug against Crowley's body. When he's excited, when he's happy, when he thinks he couldn't possibly be any more in love than he already is, Crowley gives Aziraphale temple smooches

You guys have been paying attention! Temple kisses and forehead smooches are *chef’s kiss 💋

[some-sorta-horta]

I Lived it: A Small Cardassian Bit my Boyfriend

By Julian Bashir

[good-omens-fanart]

[paperwick]

So I’ve enjoyed Good Omens. 

I love these ineffable husbands. 

[ineffableplan]

[azfellandco]

socks “crowley would like the song you are the moon by the hush sound” vs neilman “crowley would like i’ll be your mirror by the velvet underground” fight 

[azfellandco]

[crowleyraejepsen]

if i may add on

[ineffableplan]

Why would we fight when we’re all correct on this specific thing

[ethereal-menace]

[ruushes]

i may not have the 💸 💸  to watch good omens or the time to do a proper illustration but i DO have a great deal of nostalgia and a lot of this type of doodle on hidden layers on all my projects

the Design Concept for crowley is ‘not sure if he has too many bones or not enough bones but its certainly an incorrect number of bones and he shouldnt be allowed to bend them that way’, the concept for aziraphale is ‘Soft Bastard’

[dwgif]

[leopoldjamesfitz]

#yes

[ineffableplan]

Hmm. Fuck.

[moki-dokie]

[apleye]

Crowley snake eyes go nyoom