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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
doctorspork medicalside
doctorspork

Lesson lurned: turn off your pager when postcall, or else be awoken by a doctor at Kaiser who has somehow gotten my pager and wants to know about transferring their patient

medicalside

Pagers/Bleeps have a range that hell is envious of. I’ve had mine work at least 30km from the hospital.

Also… they sound shockingly like truck reversing… Also a hard learned lesson in intern year.

doctorspork

I only live a mile from the hospital, honestly not sure what the range is but it’s definitely multiple miles.

I had the added pleasure of my dog barking at the pager and leaping off the bed after digging into me with her paws, just in case I wasn’t awake enough.

with the added bonus of also having a separate text-paging system where i have ALSO been getting pages on other rotations i've turned off my pager & marked myself as off-duty but i didn't think i would have to for this one guess i do! replies residency medblr pgy2 pagers spork talks
neil-gaiman

outshined asked:

As a huge Velvet Underground fan I'd love to know if Crowley has a favourite TVU song. Thank you!

I suspect that he drives out with “The Black Angel’s Death Song” playing*, but when he’s at home and relaxing and nobody knows it’s “I’ll be Your Mirror” or “Pale Blue Eyes”.



*As long as it hasn’t been in the car for more than two weeks.

thegoodomensdumpster assiraphales
assiraphales

crowley & aziraphale find out they can pretend they knew anyone from history and the Them, anathema, & newt will believe them w/o question —

crowley, about the m25: as my friend johnny would say, that was a real burning ring of fire

anathema: Johnny CASH?

crowley, who has been thinking of a guy he passed on the street one time: yah.....that one

BWAHA good omens headcanon