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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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It’s easy to look up how to summon a demon. Easier still to actually try it. But very, very awkward when you summon the one demon who just wanted a nice night in for once.

Words: 1921, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



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eighthdoctor

some duck feeding options:

  • aziraphale feeds the ducks peas and duck pellets; crowley feeds the ducks bread but it’s because he doesn’t know any better
  • they both feed the ducks bread, aziraphale doesn’t know any better and it’s one of crowley’s little evils
  • aziraphale feeds the ducks peas, crowley feeds them bread, they both know exactly what they’re doing and it drives aziraphale up the wall
  • aziraphale feeds the ducks peas. crowley feeds the ducks peas. crowley insists to hell that actually this is evil because it makes humans realise the impact of their actions.
windmillcrusader musingsdeme
e-seal

Supervillains announcing their plans is actually a union thing so they can’t be sued for damages someone else may commit at the same time

ulrikavolf16

“No, Your Honor. I clearly stated that I would be using my freeze ray to weaken and shatter the federal bank vault door. As my “weapon”, as you call it, was only designed to create cold, I cannot be held accountable for this woman’s burn injuries, clearly caused by another supervillain’s lava gun.“

“You are certain that it was another’s device that caused this woman’s injuries?”

“Yes Your Honor. Witnessed it myself.”

“Tell me the name of this other supervillan.”

“No ma'am. Union code: Snitches get stitches.”

thegirlwhohid
Ponder Stibbons was one of those unfortunate people cursed with the belief that if only he found out enough things about the universe it would all, somehow, make sense.
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Discworld characters: (37/40)
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Ponder Stibbons was one of those unfortunate people cursed with the belief that if only he found out enough things about the universe it would all, somehow, make sense.

Ponder Stibbons moodboard

Discworld characters: (37/40)

Characters’ moodboards: (224/?)

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