[i-say-vol-you-say-tron]

Gabriel and Beelzebub, post-Notpocalypse, meeting up with each other but instead of a fight it just plays out like that cold opening from Supernatural with the angel and the demon sitting down in a bar talking about how everything is going to shit on their respective ends and they hate their jobs.

[patricianandclerk]

anyway i’m just saying gabriel is really big and beelzebub is really small so beelzebub could just lie on top of his whole big barrel chest and nap there and use him as a big, stupid, handsome mattress

(and SHOULD do that)

[pokidokieships]

Love the ineffable bureaucracy!!!

[theexorcisedpunk]

These two are just one chaotic commander ;)

[sweetestfollows]

These two have consumed my whole life

[enby-distortion]

so my headcanon for Beelzebub is that they are actually like SUPER strong, physically (body is small but but demonically powerful)

They can just pick Gabriel up whenever they feel like it

[seimu-k]

Ineffable husbands and Ineffable bureaucracy are our favorite angel x demon pairings, one is fluff and angsty af and the other is pure comedy and shitpost vibes, respectively

[its-ineffable-bitch]

Gabriel: I would take a bullet for you.

Beelzebub: Stop saying that, you’re immortal and so am I. So it means nothing.

Gabriel: But it would hurt!

[liz-taylors-hamster]

Me: I’ve been shipping Crowley and Aziraphale since 2007, they are my one and only OTP in Good Omens and nothing will change this.

Ineffable Bureaucracy: Oh… hello.

[fuckyeahgabrielgoodomens]

gabriel:

• sitting in beelzebub’s lap with no cognizance of how massive he is in comparison to zir
• carrying beelzebub around, thrown over his shoulder or better, Perched on it
• sitting at the same desk with beelzebub, their hands touching, their knees knocking together
• asleep with beelzebub playing with his scarf or his hair
• on his knees, cheek pressed against zir thigh, looking up at zir with his big purple eyes full of silent plea