[doks-aux]

Ineffable Bureaucracy is great because it’s the fandom collectively having the experience of shipping something as a goof only to accidentally start taking it seriously.

We remembered Beelz used to be an angel, and then it was all over.

[bullet-farmer]

[apleye]

T-they’re perfect for each other

[imafangirlofeverything]

Guys, we get it, ineffable husbands are adorable as HECC

But can we please give attention and love to the other ships? ❤️

(COUGH) Anathema and Newt (cOUgH)

Madam Tracy and Shadwell

AND

my Favorite

Ineffable Bureaucracy (genius name btw 1000/10)

Credits to: @ weedcorndog (on Instagram)

Credits to: @ skxvii (on Instagram)

[itsclydebitches]

Imagine an AU where: 

• It’s post-Armawasn’t, Crowley and Aziraphale are bopping around London when they both suddenly feel a surge of demonic and angelic energy. For a few minutes they’re legit fearing for their lives until they round a corner to find Gabriel and Beelzebub messily* sucking face
• *They haven’t quite figured out how everything works with these squishy bodies yet
• Cue absolute rage on Crowley’s part. Armageddon aside, everyone knows damn well they were targeted for being friends and now here their bosses are, climbing each other like forbidden apple trees and moaning loud enough to scare off alley cats. They tried to burn Aziraphale and now here they are acting like a couple of love-sick mortal teens? The absolute HYPOCRISY
• Crowley’s about to go in swinging with a bat he conjured up when Aziraphale beats him to it. He calmly—but with an air that makes both lord and archangel still—approaches and announces that yes, they saw them. Yes, Aziraphale has photographic proof (he shakes the ancient Nokia that he’d used slyly on the fly and Crowley is suitably impressed). From here on out if you ever approach us with anything other than an apology we will send these to both God and Satan themselves
• Zira-Just-Enough-Of-A-Bastard-To-Be-Worth-Knowing-Fell just accomplished his first blackmail and Crowley has never been more turned on in his life

[weaver-z]

When you make a stupid ass joke and your friend is so pissed they can’t even roast you for it out loud

[whatsaconsequence]

Anathema: I’m cold

Newt: gives her his jacket and gets a kiss in return

Aziraphael: I’m cold too

Crowley: well damn angel I can’t control the weather!

Gabriel: well I’m a little cold actually

Beelzebub: I could set you on fire if you like

[enby-distortion]

Gabriel trying to contact Beelzebub through a Ouija board, and it just spells out ‘U-S-E-A-P-H-O-N-E-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

[moxie-sketches]

“Let’s go buy some pornography together!”

GOODOMENSKETCHES

. Ineffable husbands

[quadlinda]

i wasn’t joking