[lady-gorthaur]

Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains in them

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Iron Man- 0/10. No trains. 

The Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but a verbal reference to the subway.

Iron Man 2- -100/10. No trains, negative 100 points for a cameo by train-hater Elon Musk

Thor- 0/10. No trains in space :(

Captain America: The First Avenger- 7/10. Cool train heist scene, and monorails go by at the World’s Fair

The Avengers- 3/10. A freight train goes by at the beginning. Cap tells the police to get people into the subway, giving hope for more train content that goes unfulfilled. The only scene of Cap riding the subway was deleted.

Iron Man 3- 0/10. No trains.

Thor: The Dark World- 10/10 THOR RIDES THE TRAIN

Captain America: The Winter Soldier- 0/10. No trains.

Guardians of the Galaxy- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Avengers: Age of Ultron- 6/10. Okay action scene involving stopping a train. 

Ant-Man- 9/10. Fight scene involving Thomas the Tank Engine!!!!

Captain America: Civil War- 1/10. Cap and Sharon meet next to high-speed rail tracks but no trains go by. 

Doctor Strange- 6/10. Subways go flying by in the mirror dimension!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Spiderman: Homecoming- 10/10! Peter “Numtot” Parker rides on the train several times and also crashes a car for good measure

Thor: Ragnarok: 0/10. Someone better get some trains in space real soon 

Black Panther: 7/10. Cool Wakandan tram goes down the street, and the finale involves a vibranium train!

Avengers: Infinity War: 6/10. Cap emerges from behind a moving train!!

Ant-Man and the Wasp: 0/10. No trains.

Captain Marvel: 11/10 THERE ARE TRAINS IN SPACE!!! TRAINS IN SPACE!!! THERE ARE FINALLY TRAINS IN SPACE!!!! also she rides a train on earth too!!! Carol Danvers: queen of public transportation and my heart

Avengers: Endgame: 0/10. No trains.

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[ladyyatexel]

[baku]

[noirandchocolate]

AUTOCONDIMENTOR:  Someone who will put certainly salt and probably pepper on any meal you put in front of them whatever it is and regardless of how much it’s got on it already and regardless of how it tastes.  These people really exist (even on Earth) and fast-food empires have saved millions by recognizing their existence.  Mustrum Ridcully is such a one; in fact he is one of the extreme variety, who regards any meal as no more than a foundation for salt, pepper, mustard, pickles, ketchup and sauce.

Terry Pratchett and Stephen Briggs, “Turtle Recall: The Discworld Companion So Far”
(Reblog if you are an autocondimentor or know one!)

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[okscomputer]

See, that’s the thing, I’m the Doctor, but beyond that, I… I just don’t know. I literally do not know who I am. It’s all untested. Am I… funny? Am I sarcastic? Sexy? Right old misery? Life and soul? Right-handed, left-handed, a gambler, a fighter, a coward, a traitor, a liar, a nervous wreck - I mean, judging by the evidence, I’ve certainly got a gob!

Doctor Who - The Christmas Invasion

[notjustaclone]

[rainaramsay]

“You may address me as Mr. Naismith.” There, let them build theories on that. 

“Then how do we know who to obey?” asked the original hard-eyed heckler. 

Miles bared his teeth in a scimitar smile. “Well, if you disobey one of my orders, I’ll shoot you on the spot. You figure it out.” 

A mercenary held up her hand, serious as a child at school. 

“Yes, Trainee Quinn?” 

“When do we get copies of the Dendarii regulations?”

OK, so this is when the entire momentum of the conversation (and therefore the book, and therefore Miles’ life) shifts. Before that it’s “Who the hell are you people, anyway?” and “I don’t want to hear any more back-chat”; after that it’s “Will our pension plans transfer?” and “We know their Oseran codes but they don’t know our Dendarii ones.”

Knowing what we now know about Trainee Quinn, there’s every reason to believe that she has a rather strong (if possibly unofficial) leadership role among the crew. If she’s decided this thing is legitimate, and has communicated that decision by way of this question, it’s perhaps less shocking that everyone else would decide to go along with it also. 

And I would really love to see a fic looking at Quinn’s role in the first week of the Dendarii.  What made her decide that? What conversations did she have with the other mercs between training sessions? I think there’s a lot of good stuff here to explore

[petimetrek]

[desert-bluffs-and-me]

Isn't this that angel guy from Good Omens?

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[shiftythriftingdotcom]

A cast iron frame that weighed at least 7 pounds, with the greatest picture I’ve ever seen inside. Found in Champaign, IL

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[kakimari]

binged some gomens over the last week

will be at AX 2019 table D53!!!

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