[momy9775]

so snakes smell with their tongues

[ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz]

I’ve Never Eaten an Oyster

by Laura Shapiro (laurashapiro)

Aziraphale, epicure that he is, has never tasted pussy. Crowley manifests one for him.

Words: 1206, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
• Rating: Explicit
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: M/M
• Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
• Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
• Additional Tags: Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Established Relationship, PWP, Oral Sex, Cunnilingus, Crowley has a vulva today

source http://archiveofourown.org/works/19437565

[angeliformes]

i’m sure some1 drew this already but i Cannot stop thinking about it @aziraphalesbian @bethirst please

[mrpinniped]

Just a couple of Consenting Bicycle Repairmen, Sauntering Vaguely through San Francisco as part of the Cosplay With Pride community.

[bubblyernie]

Anonymous asked:

David Ten Ants and Aerosol

DAVID?? AND ALL HIS ANTS??? AND ARCHANGEL MICHAEL SHEEN?

[thecozycryptid]

I love these two with my whole heart

(also I headcanon angels and some demons to have feather hair, at least when they aren’t around humans bc of the aesthetic hahaha)

Do Not Repost, reblogging is hella appreciated <3

@assiraphales @agnes-nutter-witch @two-nipples-maybe-more

[icestorming]

Crowley watched Cinderella

[superdogbiter]

Crowley:”You know what? FUCK gender norms!”

Crowley:”I’M going to Jupiter to get more stupider”

Aziraphale, grabbing Crowley’s hand:”No,WE’RE going to Jupiter to get more stupider”

[askaziraphaleandcrowley]

Anonymous asked:

Thoughts on each other?

Crowley: That’s an incredibly vague question and I intend to take advantage of that.

Aziraphale: I would chastise him for being unfair but it is rather true, that question could be interpreted in many ways. I have many thoughts about Crowley, from his choice of attire to the morality of some of his actions, and I’m not quite sure which thoughts you’re asking us about.

Crowley: I think if you shrunk Aziraphale down to the right size, you could sit him on the top of a Christmas tree and nobody would notice it wasn’t a store-bought angel. There’s a thought for you.

Aziraphale: Is that… a good thing? I don’t understand, is it good to look like a Christmas decoration?

Crowley: ‘S just a thought. Not good or bad.