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nanny-crowley

(Based on a convo with the lovely @manbuncrowleys)

So I can’t stop thinking about the fact that Aziraphale can sense love. He has to have been able to feel the love radiating off Crowley since the moment he uttered the words “I gave it awayyyy!” So either Az is aggressively in denial about the feelings he’s sensing from Crowley, or, and this is the one that’s got me fucked right up, Aziraphale is well aware of Crowley’s feelings and is politely pretending not to notice in an effort to spare Crowley any embarrassment. But, and here’s the kicker, Az has mistaken his own returned feelings for Crowley with the kind of love he feels for all of creation. It takes Aziraphale nearly 5500 years to realize his love is reciprocal and not at all the generic and indiscriminate kind of love he feels for everything and everyone else.

“Oh Crowley, the poor dear, he’s really barking up the wrong tree, isn’t he. Has done for 5000-odd years, now. Of course I love him as well, but I’m a being of love. It’s my job to love all of God’s creations, great and small. And Crowley is a greater creation than most, truth be told. Not that I play favourites, gracious me, no. I just rather enjoy his company. His smile, too, what a treat. And the funny way he draws out his s’s. Absolutely endearing. His ability turn up at just the right moment to get me out of a tight spot is unparalleled. His loyalty is unmatched, certainly, at least by any demon, and certainly his kindness and proclivity for selfless acts were certainly a shock for me in the beginning, and his uhh fingers are so elegant and long, and oh fuckkk - ”

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pidgydraws
if your partner can turn into a really big snake~ then your options for snuggles are practically limitless! 🦆🖤🐍

if your partner can turn into a really big snake~ then your options for snuggles are practically limitless! 🦆🖤🐍

good omens aziraphale crowley snake crowley ineffable husbands ineffable partners pidgy drew there is no such thing as too soft! give me all the soft and snuggly content i can make!!! yasss~!!! *swoony sighing* i've said it before and i'll say it again~ i - love - big - snake - crowley!!! loovvveeee~!!!
ladyyatexel
Your kitty now!

I have purchased litter and other assorted Cat Having Items, they will be here Wednesday.  I am so upset at the idea of anyone taking this cat away even though cat was Very Moody tonight after having spent a day in a half trapped in a shed while heavy machinery and fireworks went off. 

Kitty is back outside after food and water and much reluctance on my part because kitty was doing Angry Tail and Anxiety Wall Scratch and had had A Time the last day or so.  And I don’t have things to keep kitty overnight yet.  But Wednesday, we will experiment.  I just have to keep kitty coming back for two more days and now that Captain Lawn Renovation is done next door, this should not be a problem.

tinsnip