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I’m wheezing at how insulted he looks, like

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“Excuse me quit wasting my precious time im trying to detect threats if you don’t mind??? A new colog- you fucksack you think i dont know your scent?? You think im some sort of idiot?? Barber suggested- I’m trying to be professional here stop distracting me with your nonsense like I haven’t been in love with you for 6000 years you buffoon you utter moron you fucking weapon”

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turquoisemagpie:
“ Heaven on Earth.  (After all of the Armageddon mess has passed and Heaven and Hell go quiet once more, I imagine Aziraphale and Crowley getting there own little place together. Crowley tries growing more plants (but has to ‘talk’...
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Heaven on Earth. 

(After all of the Armageddon mess has passed and Heaven and Hell go quiet once more, I imagine Aziraphale and Crowley getting there own little place together. Crowley tries growing more plants (but has to ‘talk’ to them without Aziraphale knowing). Meanwhile Aziraphale finds a new joy in befriending other types of winged angels.) :)

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Anonymous asked:

Regarding Buddy Holly: yeah, they were absolutely planning to make it the theme song because originally it was Terry Pratchett's idea, if I'm not mistaken. It's mentioned in one of the script books, it should have started playing right after the "You go too fast for me, Crowley" scene. Aziraphale was supposed to be standing in front of one of the shops with a "halo" above his head, watching the Bentley drive away.

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here’s the bit in the script book where gaiman talks about it:

“In the scripts, Buddy Holly’s song ‘Every Day’ runs through the whole like a thread. It was something that Terry had suggested in 1991, and it was there in the edit. Our composer, David Arnold, created several different versions of ‘Every Day’ to run over the end credits. And then he sent us his Good Omens theme, and it was the Good Omens theme. Then Peter Anderson made the most remarkable animated opening credits to the Good Omens theme, and we realised that ‘Every Day’ didn’t really make any sense any longer, and, reluctantly, let it go. It’s here, though. You can hum it.”

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commonsentiment asked:

Hey Neil! I'm sorry if this is a stupid question or if it's been asked before, but is there anything in the (book) canon of American Gods or Good Omens that would directly contradict them existing in the same universe? Btw I love your work and want to thank you for being so nice and kind to your fandom!!

neil-gaiman answered:

Not that I can think of. Tonally they are very different. But American Gods is canonically in the Stardust universe, and that is nothing like American Gods tonally either.

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we’ve seen crowley holding ice cream & drinking alcohol but what if he’s never actually consumed food before & is embarrassed. aziraphale finds out (aka crowley blurts it out), and promises to cook him his First Proper Meal.

crowley, scared to lose his food virginity especially after it’s been made a big deal, goes to McDonald’s an hour before, panic orders a big mac & a side of fries, and shoves it in his face

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