micromultiverse
That makes a lot of sense.
noirandchocolate
Lured (1947) dir. Douglas Sirk
gomerblogworld
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Attending Places ‘Student Driver’ Stickers on July Interns
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art-of-urbanstar
so this sketch got out of hand, will continue this tomorrow.
*commissions reopen 1.7.19, shop in bio*
wolfmanritch
Anonymous asked:
someone: what’s your gender? aziraphale, crowley, beelzebub, hastur, ligur, gabriel, uriel, michael, the entirety of heaven and hell at once: wot m8
EXACTLY.
theothersideofthechair
If your hairstylist comes on on their day off to do a free retouch on your hair
Literally the least you could do is tip them five bucks.
phlintandsteel-ao3
When The End comes for real, it’s just as Crowley supposed, with Heaven and Hell united against humanity. There are a lot of people who don’t believe what’s happening, but about half earth’s inhabitants do. And they show up for the fight.
The army humans have guns, there are doctors wielding baseball bats and taxi drivers with tire irons. Masses of youths are forming up with nothing but broken bottles and spite to defend themselves with.
Lucifer scoffs at them, his beauty already luring some people from their posts.
Not too many of them, though. Aziraphale has to believe that…
There may be millions of angels and demons among the ranks, united for a common goal, but there are billions of humans.
Crowley and Aziraphale are in the thick of it, of course. Of course. Aziraphale has come into the possession of his flaming sword again, through a series of events that Crowley really doesn’t want to think too hard about.
They stare down the Morning Star across the open expanse of the soon to be battlefield, humanity behind them, as much of it sheltered beneath their wings as they can manage.
And then the Heavenly forces begin to sing.
crackyfanfic
kittyknowsthings
potentially controversial opinion incoming
sam vimes’s natural anti-drunkenness (being knurd) is described as seeing the world the way it actually is, without all the comforting illusions people have for themselves. having a witch’s First Sight means that “you can see what really is there.” granny weatherwax says that evil starts with treating people as things, and, often but especially vividly in Feet of Clay, sam demonstrates repeatedly that he will not stand for the golems being treated as less than people, for the poor being treated as disposable by the rich and powerful, for anyone thinking that anyone else doesn’t matter. the hiver gets inside tiffany aching and reveals the Chalk in her soul. the summoning dark gets inside sam vimes and finds a city in there. and sam vimes knows how to be selfish, to claim his city and his people as his, to protect them. witches watch over people who are frequently small-minded and ungrateful and stubborn and they do it anyway because it’s what you do, because it needs to be done; and sam vimes says pretty much the same thing every time he considers the people of ankh-morpork. and you can call him mister vimes, but only if you’ve earned it.
doylist conclusion: terry pratchett knew what his taste in protagonists was
watsonian conclusion: vimes is an urban witch and ankh-morpork is his steading gods damn it
@thebibliosphere
There’s an entire anthology of essays here on the symbolism of witch’s hats and copper’s badges and the power of sheer bloody-mindedness in the face of the banality of evil and
Like, Carrot has Charisma
But Sam Vimes has so much Law Is For Protecting People and Who Watches The Watchman, he’s headologied himself and I think Granny would have been impressed and his stubbornness spread out and there are Sammies everywhere
Just like there’s a lot of witches everywhere
Doing the dirty jobs that need doing and watching over their people
I’m not sure I’m making sense
tastefullyoffensive
johannesviii
eighthdoctor
I was gonna make a personal post but instead please view my favorite page on the internet.
This will never not be fucking hilarious
WHAT THE HECK
this webpage is a gateway to hell
fishyfishyfishtimes
